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Old 02-27-11, 12:41 AM
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y

restarted chapter and was able to get to Act 4....the game is growing on me..
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y

I'm now substituting "dick" for all swear-words, Motherdicker!
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y

Originally Posted by foxdvd
ok well I had the glitch in chapter 3 where Ishi Sato is just gone. Restarting checkpoint does not help, and I am not sure I even want to start the chapter over again. This is bulletshit.
Yeah, if you look one page back, I had the exact same thing happen.
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Originally Posted by flashburn
Yeah, if you look one page back, I had the exact same thing happen.
I read that...but mine was act 3 chapter 1...before you get the girl. When it happened I looked it up online and a lot of people are having your glitch, but I could not find my glitch. It happens right at the end of Act 3 chapter 1 before you get to the girl...
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y

I guess I should have read more about this before buying it, but what demographic finds this dialogue funny? The voice acting is fine, and I realize it's supposed to be over the top, but it's just cringe-inducing.

Also, yeah, you really have to get in the habit of buying bullets with your points, or you'll never use the other weapons... at least, that's been my experience so far.
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w

Did you not read the thread? We all groaned our collective dicks when we started hearing about it, then saw it in motion.
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w

Ran into a weird glitch; a bit before the plant-monster boss, my leash stopped working - I'd press the shoulder-button and nothing would happen. I got to a check point, and re-loaded the game and it was working again, so not a big deal, but I just thought it was an odd sort of glitch.
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Originally Posted by slop101
Ran into a weird glitch; a bit before the plant-monster boss, my leash stopped working - I'd press the shoulder-button and nothing would happen. I got to a check point, and re-loaded the game and it was working again, so not a big deal, but I just thought it was an odd sort of glitch.
what sort of dickless fuck comes into this thread to complain about not being able to get his leash up?
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w

I'll kill your dick
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Originally Posted by anomynous
I'll kill your dick
the way you talk....Want to make out? In a totally hetero way?
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w

Finished this motherdicking game last night. Was pretty disappointed by the dick out ending, it was obvious that's exactly what would happen. For those that finished as well
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was the part after the credits done in all black for you as well? with just voice over?
I'd lost all faith in this game rendering things correctly, as the last two acts were chocked full of stuttering, loading during the middle of a firefight, and dicks.
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w

The backpack mini-bosses are the most annoying thing ever...for two reasons:

1. Your allies will constantly scream "Shoot the backpack!" but fail to heed their own advice.
2. The mini-boss NEVER shoots at your allies, only at you, which makes getting behind him almost impossible.
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w

So what's your final verdick, L&O? Still suggesting a rental?
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w

Originally Posted by UncleGramps
So what's your final verdick, L&O? Still suggesting a rental?
Yeah, I don't see going back to dick around in this one again.
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w

Originally Posted by Groucho
The backpack mini-bosses are the most annoying thing ever...for two reasons:

1. Your allies will constantly scream "Shoot the backpack!" but fail to heed their own advice.
2. The mini-boss NEVER shoots at your allies, only at you, which makes getting behind him almost impossible.
Thumpers make all the mini-bosses ridiculously ineffective.
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I had no idea the Thumper even worked on the mini-bosses (since the regular leash is useless). I'll give it a try.
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w

Originally Posted by Groucho
I had no idea the Thumper even worked on the mini-bosses (since the regular leash is useless). I'll give it a try.
Puts them in a stunned state. So thump, leash, thump, leash, dead. For the backpack guy after you thump you can just take out the backpack while he's all hunched over from being stunned.

The drill mini-boss that is all electrified or whatever will be an issue until you take out his power source, since it won't let you thump him directly, but that's in the front so it shouldn't be too much of an issue.
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charged shotgun also makes quick work of any armor.
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w

Originally Posted by Liver&Onions
For those that finished as well
Spoiler:
was the part after the credits done in all black for you as well? with just voice over?
Yep, same experience here. Wasn't sure if it was the glitchy shittyness of the game or just the general shittyness.
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w

Originally Posted by Groucho
2. The mini-boss NEVER shoots at your allies, only at you, which makes getting behind him almost impossible.
Funny thing is that is almost all the enemies in the game.

5 Cannibals charging down a walkway and they take their time to run around the squad to just attack you
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w

Originally Posted by asianxcore
Funny thing is that is almost all the enemies in the game.

5 Cannibals charging down a walkway and they take their time to run around the squad to just attack you
Yeah, but your squad doesn't kill anything. So I can understand why they get ignored.
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w

Originally Posted by TheBigDave
Yeah, but your squad doesn't kill anything. So I can understand why they get ignored.
This. So much pointlessness in this game. Your crew being front and center.
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w

Without a crew, who would say all of the clever dialogue about asses and dicks and tits and buttholes and fucks?
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Re: Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute w

Originally Posted by unclegramps
without a crew, who would say all of the clever dialogue about dicktits and dicks and dicks and dickholes and dicks?
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