Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

Ooh. Island Outpost. I think I like it.

Plenty of fun for douches and non-douches alike.

You guys think the 5th map of the night would be good for Douchebag? We should have a decent number of people on by then.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

5th sounds good.

You'll have to explain the rules to any non-forum players. :)

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

If you guys could also remind me when this map loads that would be great too. I'll probably remember... but no guarantees. As long as one of us is with it, we'll be fine. Island Outpost. 5th map of the night.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

I'm sure you'll remember when we start acting like douchebags. Oh, wait, that might not work.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

Oh come on! There is no way, humanly possible, to know when we are or aren't douchebags!
It's not like this suddenly pops up -
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/f.../douchebag.jpg

That would be an awesome trophy though.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

Being a douchebag is all part of my manly essence.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

Take a bath. That's not essence. That's putrefication of the Depends you are wearing.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

Putrefication isn't a word.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

Hmmm, maybe "Douchebag" won't be so bad for me. They'll be too busy team-killing each other.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

Douchebag: This amuses. :lol:

I'd say you need something open but not too big with lots of douchey hiding spots and high spots to binoc from. Island Oupost - Bridge Out makes good sense, but I humbly suggest Tau Crater. It has that funky crane with the binoc spawn, tons of high spots on the crashed ship, and you can even binoc from trees. It's also symmetrical. I also suggest that you let the douches use sniper rifles.

If you want to do Infected, that's Island Outpost - Standoff.

If you decide to do "dogfight", I suggest either Archipelago or Destroyed Capital and limit it to 10 minutes.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

Yes. Sniper rifles as well.

Douchebag rules (subject to adjustment):

1. TDM
2. Douchebags may use mines, binocs, TOWs and sniper rifles.
3. Laypeople may NOT use mines, binocs, TOWs or sniper rifles.
4. The teams are Slider, Cruz and Nic against everyone else, no matter the numbers.
5. Douchebags may not get discouraged by the sheer number of opponents; they just have to become bigger douchebags.
6. Laypeople may not get discouraged by being douchbagged because that is the point of the $%#&ing game.
7. If a layperson uses a mine, binoc, TOW or sniper rifle to kill a douchebag, they must switch teams but their only weapon will be a knife. Douchebags are encouraged to teamkill them at their whimsy.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

Nice.

I've been setting team damage at 30%. Not sure whether you'll want to go up or down on that or turn it off entirely.

One potential flaw in your plan: No real flyers on the douchey squad.

Also, none of my guys will get the memo (Sean, KTown, Shao, Hunter, Lee)

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

They all fly, at least a little. And they don't have to fly all that well to drop a TOW.

We'll make sure to fill everyone in on the rules when that fifth map rolls around.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

if we get r2 to play this week, is he on the douchebag team?

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

Probably depends on the number of players we have on. We'll evaluate when Map 5 pops up.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

If he reealllly wants to be a douchebag we can probably make the necessary accommodations.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

I should be on shortly after the lobby. I'm shooting for around 8:45 est. Fingers crossed.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

I'm very much looking forward to tonight. I should be on around 6:30 MST and in game until 8:00 MST. I have really enjoyed my few short weeks with you guys and am looking to the future where I will be mercilessly douchebagged into oblivion.

Ian

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

Nic is nothing if not a douchebag! I would think that Slider, Cruz and him would be the first candidates.

Edit...misread that the question was about R2 rather than nic. I don't think he fits on the douchebag team, as he plays pretty straight up when he actually shows up. He doesn't have the same devious instinct as the true d-bags.

Tuesday. Bitches. I'll miss the game tonight.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

Do I have to worry about DLC tonight? I think we all pretty much have it... don't we?

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

After reviewing the options I think chess might be right. Tau Crater would provide the best chance of survival for the douchebags. Tau Crater. 5th map. Douche it up.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

I don't think you need to worry. Everybody that shows up on a regular basis has the DLC.

Are you going to do the "start the game, but don't actually play for a while"? Or will you be on right away?

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

I may have to start the game in absentia for a bit. Always depends on how quickly we get the little monster down.

Starting with the Grinder lobby. Anything goes.
Followed up with a TDM map I've never seen from Omega Factory. Woo. I'm sure we'll all think it sucks so I made it 15 mins. After that we get crazy. I cannot be blamed for my whimsy.

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

Ugh. I'll be on at 7:30. :p

Re: Weekly Tuesday Warhawk night
 

What would you prefer? That's just what I had in the saved map rotation.