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pinata242 03-04-09 11:39 AM

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Spider-Man: Web of Shadows

The Bus 03-04-09 12:20 PM

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Jarvis Cocker :lol:

pinata242 03-11-09 11:23 AM

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House of the Dead: Overkill and Killzone 2

The Bus 03-11-09 01:40 PM

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For the lazy.

I thought this one was fantastic. Best one in a long time.

"WE BAKED YOU A TYRE CAKE" :lol:

jdpatri 03-12-09 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by The Bus (Post 9319613)

I thought this one was fantastic. Best one in a long time.

"WE BAKED YOU A TYRE CAKE" :lol:

Personally, I quite liked "Press B to shoot. Don't press B to not shoot."

Michael Corvin 03-12-09 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Groucho (Post 9290844)
Just wanted to say that, despite my lack of replies, I click on these every week. Thanks, pinata!

:up:

pinata242 03-12-09 09:40 AM

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Good to see the embedding works finally. I used to try that, but it never worked. Might have just been my corporate network, but since it's working now, I'll do that in the future. Thanks for the kick in the ass, Bus.

xmiyux 03-12-09 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jdpatri (Post 9321351)
Personally, I quite liked "Press B to shoot. Don't press B to not shoot."

That was one of my favorite lines as well. I also cracked up when he broke down the title of House of the Dead proving it was titled correctly. :lol:

pinata242 03-18-09 11:25 AM

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50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

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Rife with subliminal messages :lol:

pinata242 03-18-09 11:33 AM

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rotfl

Very nice Mr. Garrison moment at the end.

DVDChris 03-18-09 11:53 AM

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very clever. I look forward to his reviews every week.

Mordred 03-18-09 12:28 PM

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Brilliant. I think that's the best one I've seen.

Michael Corvin 03-18-09 12:40 PM

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"You shoot the guns and the peoples fall down" :lol: I had to listen to it twice to make sure I heard it right.

and the ending... rotfl holy shit that was funny. I'm not sure about best, but definitely best in a long while.

The Bus 03-18-09 01:32 PM

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Great ending. :lol:

xmiyux 03-18-09 06:34 PM

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Two things cracked me up.

"The Glock of Damocles" is an incredible line and he earned leeway for at least two bad episodes with that line alone.

Also, at some point with the remainder of the school year i am going to totally quote, in class, "It is not so much writing as making a mess with a pen." With the quality of the projects i have recently gotten i am sure i will have the perfect opportunity before the school year ends.

boogieman03 03-19-09 12:39 AM

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Amazing ending. I'm still laughing.

The subliminal message....what was it? I could never pause it to get a look at it.

Tarantino 03-19-09 01:57 AM

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I believe it was a picture of himself (with a black person?) with the caption, "not a racist".

= J

pinata242 03-25-09 11:12 AM

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Resident Evil 5

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The Bus 03-25-09 11:33 AM

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Pretty good one. :up:

Fanboy 03-25-09 01:44 PM

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"You're carrying your armour in a pocket of your armour." :lol:

The Bus 04-01-09 12:28 PM

This Week: Halo Wars
 
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Michael Corvin 04-01-09 12:51 PM

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The we lost contact bit is hilarious.

Tarantino 04-01-09 08:43 PM

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The 'Battle Royale' necklaces...

:lol:

= J

xmiyux 04-01-09 09:13 PM

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Oh my, that was one of the funniest yet. I agree about the lost contact bit being hilarious.

pinata242 04-08-09 01:32 PM

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Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars

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