ethan albright strikes back

atari2600 · 2006-10-12 12:16:17

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3159&SectionID=2&LayoutType=1 you tell him ethan!

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10-12-06 | 07:16 AM

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ethan albright strikes back

http://www.thephatphree.com/features...2&LayoutType=1

you tell him ethan!

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10-12-06 | 07:59 AM

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DEFINITELY belongs in either VG talk or Sports, but extremely funny.

EDIT: "When I'm not snapping balls, I snap necks"

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10-12-06 | 12:09 PM

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That was great. Nice find.

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10-12-06 | 12:49 PM

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LMAO!! That was freaking hillarious! :

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10-12-06 | 02:11 PM

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That was great.

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10-12-06 | 03:15 PM

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classic
"Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox."
Since I know nothing about football (real or videogame) or the site, I assume this is a parody but is the person in question a real player?

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10-12-06 | 03:20 PM

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From: Hail to the Redskins!

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classic
"Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox."
Since I know nothing about football (real or videogame) or the site, I assume this is a parody but is the person in question a real player?

Yup, he's really a long snapper with the Redskins and in fact the lowest ranked overall player in Madden.

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10-12-06 | 03:23 PM

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thanks for the intel Josh. That is brillant - somoene should send em the article. He'll probably get a kick out of it.

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10-12-06 | 03:40 PM

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thanks for the intel Josh. That is brillant - somoene should send em the article. He'll probably get a kick out of it.

I'm pretty sure it was actually him that wrote it. He's been on camera several times about it and even got into a fight with Ladell Betts in camp over each other CAR rating.

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10-12-06 | 03:49 PM

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thanks for the intel Josh. That is brillant - somoene should send em the article. He'll probably get a kick out of it.

I don't know if he's seen the article, but he does know that he's the worst ranked player in Madden '07.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...e=hruby/060906

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"Honestly, I don't know what to say about the Madden ratings," Albright says with a laugh. "Some guys are into it. I'm not. Doesn't register with me at all. Rate me whatever, I don't care."

He pauses.

"Did they rank all the players in the league, all the other long snappers?"

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