Your Reproductive Organs and the Xbox360
03-16-06 | 07:51 AM
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From: Formerly known as "Vryce"/Detroit, Michigan
Originally Posted by kakihara1
I wonder who the first person will be who sues MS because he got elephantitis in one of his balls from playing too much 360. 
03-16-06 | 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Vryce
Or gets rich suing MS like the McD's coffee lady because the battery gets so darn hot while charging. Burned twig and berries would make for a sympathetic jury.
03-16-06 | 07:54 AM
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Can you imagine.. You're playing on the 360. Your wife calls out, "Honey, what are you doing making bacon? I thought you were playing GRAW?"
03-16-06 | 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by BeanDip0001
two words Tit Bar! i'm almost sure there's a nurse there who will check out your condition for a couple dollars.
So who's going to step up and e-mail customer service about this? Maybe if enough people send emails Microsoft will add it to their FAQ.
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03-17-06 | 02:46 AM
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I'm more worried about what effects my laptop with a wireless modem will have on my nether regions.
03-17-06 | 04:04 AM
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I think the original BIG XBOX controller shape, and to a lesser extent the later small XBOX controllers and the new 360 controllers, are great for developing the hand muscles used when gripping your Johnson while masturbating.
And before you guys start protesting...You're GAMERS... so it's a given you Masturbate. Some more than others, but you all Masturbate.
And before you guys start protesting...You're GAMERS... so it's a given you Masturbate. Some more than others, but you all Masturbate.
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03-17-06 | 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Giantrobo
And before you guys start protesting...You're GAMERS... so it's a given you Masturbate. Some more than others, but you all Masturbate.
03-17-06 | 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Giantrobo
I think the original BIG XBOX controller shape, and to a lesser extent the later small XBOX controllers and the new 360 controllers, are great for developing the hand muscles used when gripping your Johnson while masturbating.
And before you guys start protesting...You're GAMERS... so it's a given you Masturbate. Some more than others, but you all Masturbate.
And before you guys start protesting...You're GAMERS... so it's a given you Masturbate. Some more than others, but you all Masturbate.
03-17-06 | 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Giantrobo
I think the original BIG XBOX controller shape, and to a lesser extent the later small XBOX controllers and the new 360 controllers, are great for developing the hand muscles used when gripping your Johnson while masturbating.
And before you guys start protesting...You're GAMERS... so it's a given you Masturbate. Some more than others, but you all Masturbate.
And before you guys start protesting...You're GAMERS... so it's a given you Masturbate. Some more than others, but you all Masturbate.
I masturbate, but I don't game and wank.
