Wow, this is one of the funniest threads I've read in a long time. You guys are hilarious. Especially the post from HN.

There was a spider in my system too. Don't worry, All you need to do is press the eject button.

Here's the one that was in mine:

sounds like a new game lol!

Shouldn't this be moved to the "Mature" section.

Leave him alone and let him come out at night and you can swallow him while you sleep. You'll be fine!

It happens more often than you think!