I'm sorry guys,i just thought we could all use a good laugh on this Monday!

"Damn Buffy keeps getting pushed back a month, I'm just gonna end up getting it for xmas the way things are going"

I still haven't laughed yet. Pull out all the stops before they lock this thread. I need a laugh.

ok picture this: I'm a burly 6'2 285 lb guy,I'm just lying in my recliner wearin' nuthin but a pair of tighty whiteys playin my xbox(with the elastic worn out of course) when suddenly i go deep with sammy sosa on world series baseball and my xbox explodes. Now my cocker spaniel's just minding his own business walking by thinkin bout' girl doggies and food and where he's gonna sniff next and other dog-like thoughts, when all of a sudden he's caught in this fiasco and suddenly his wlittle doggy world has been turned upside down byt he fire now upon his fur. I quickly get up to help him, when suddenly my drawers fall and im lying naked on the floor with xbox controller in hand,dog in flame, girlfriend at front door, and mom standing over me asking me if everything is alright.!

nope, still not funny. Infact, it's kind of sad

didn't really work for me however I am known to have a singular sense of humor

however with your description you could make a few changes and post this over in mature

Yep, the mature forum could have a good time with this one

um ... okay ...