I know this is done in the Otter Farm a lot but seeing as how this deals with a video game, I thought it'd be best to keep it here



"I only dress like this on days that end with Y"



"The zombies made this for me"



"Ok Chris I lied, Wesker and Barry made me dress like this"


-zero

1. Meanwhile, back in New York City...

2. (With a drawl) Get along little dead doggies! Yeha!

3. I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.

1) The Rock: I thought this was the way hotel!!?!!

2) Does this outfit make me look fat?

3) Did you remember to bring all my suitcases inside honey?

"I AM Cool As Ice!"
"Welcome to the Chicken Ranch..."
"Okay, sugar, that'll be twenty dollars."

@ all the replies

those got me laughing outloud! hehehehe

1) "What? You don't like my red shirt? No, I haven't ever watched Star Trek. Look, what are you smoking?"

2) "Ah yeah, those zombies were droolin'. I've still got it!"
"They're zombies. They drool. That's what they do."

3) "OK, we'll do this just one more time. Repeat after me. Knives versus the living dead equals HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH. Now, be a good boy and go get something with a calibur higher than your IQ, n'kay?"

1. And that's how you shave. Now you try!

2. Reach for the stars, partner.

3. And then the zombies started lickin' me...

Debbie does dead people.

Slice, slice, baby.

"Hello, sir. Would you be interested in buying some Girl Scout cookies?"

"No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough"