This is a scan of the back of my Arizona phone book. The only thing I did was add the pic of Max Payne on the right (or is it the left? hmm...) I saw this guy and couldn't believe it... It's too funny...

The real Max Payne looks like he's taking a dump... and having a hard time.

So, his name is appropriate.

That's pretty amazing. Some agent oughta get this guy's number (I'm sure it's in that book!). I hear they're making a Max Payne movie.

LOL @ WepaMan.

BTW, you guys know Max Payne's face is a photo of a real guy, right? One of the team members at Remedy, actually. They made his jaw more robust and manly in the game, though.