The mom from 7th Heaven.

Jean Louisa Kelly from Yes, Dear

MILF, MILF, MILF

How about Mother Theresa?

SNIFF DO I SMELL SOMEONE'S SOUL BURNING?

Um, what about Roseanne!?!

Eh?

Mimi

The ideal mother would have the sweet voice of George Constanza's mother from Seinfeld, the singing voice of
Shirley Partridge, the housekeeping skills of June Cleaver, the cooking acumen of Wilma Flintstone, the firm thighs of Suzanne Somers on Step By Step, the legs of Mary Tyler Moore in the Dick Van Dyke Show and Morticia Addams of the Addams Family's general promise for kinky fun.

Of course, there's no such woman.

Who comes closest? I think it's a tie between Uncle Charlie from My Three Sons and Mr. French from Family Affair.

Or just give my vote to Sela Ward.

I totally agree. We need more pics of her.

Her (and the daughter too!!)
Sela Ward: Once and Again
Jane Kazmarek: Malcolm in the Middle

I second that. She's so cool.

"They're just boobs lady, and I'm sure yours are much nicer than mine!"

I think Mrs. Foreman on That 70's Show is hot. Donna's mom is too!