SNL Quotables or something...
02-28-01, 04:49 PM
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"Ladies and gentlmen of the jury, I'm just a caveman."
"I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists."
"Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic makes me want to get out of my BMW and run off to the hills or whatever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine I wonder, Did little demons get inside and type it? I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts."
"I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists."
"Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic makes me want to get out of my BMW and run off to the hills or whatever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine I wonder, Did little demons get inside and type it? I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts."
03-01-01, 02:35 PM
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Connery: I'll take "Penis Mightier" for $100
Trebek: That's "Pen Is Mightier" not "Penis Mightier"!
Connery: I'll tell you, if you had a Penis Mightier, I'd buy that for $100!
Trebek: That's "Pen Is Mightier" not "Penis Mightier"!
Connery: I'll tell you, if you had a Penis Mightier, I'd buy that for $100!