Choppin' Broccoli!

yeeeeeah....now that's disgusting.

Buck Futter!!

Da Bears.

Jane, you ignorant slut!!!

"Well, isn't that special?"

Connery: It must be my lucky day! I'll take the rapists for $100.

Trebek: That's "therapists," not "the rapists!"

Do you like my Schweaty balls?

"Ladies and gentlmen of the jury, I'm just a caveman."

"I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists."

"Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic makes me want to get out of my BMW and run off to the hills or whatever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine I wonder, Did little demons get inside and type it? I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts."

Phil Hartman doing Charlton Heston reading Madonna's book SEX:

I LIKE my Va-gina. Sometimes I stare at it in the mirror, and wonder what others see.

"Sassy!"

Turd Ferguson

Feb-Tober!

"I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!"

"I'm Gumby, dammit!"

"I got chunks of guys like you in my stool!"

Janet Reno Dance Party
 

I love that song

"A bear ate my PAAAAREEEENNNNNNTS!"

How could we forget... Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!

Connery: I'll take "Penis Mightier" for $100

Trebek: That's "Pen Is Mightier" not "Penis Mightier"!

Connery: I'll tell you, if you had a Penis Mightier, I'd buy that for $100!

I am LOTHAR .... Of the Hill people!

"You look mahvelous!"

"What is everyone staring at?" "NOTHING!"
"When your living in a van, down by the river!"

Trebek: "Rough."

Connery: "That's just the way your momma likes it!"

"Chocolate babies"