This has got to be the funniest series of skits I have ever seen!!! I have all of the mp3's from napster, but I would like to get ahold of the videos. Does anybody know where I can get or download them?

These are great! How many of these have they done? I have three of them:

1) The one where Burt Reynolds changes his name to Turd Ferguson

2) The one where Nicholas Cage loses his podium

3) And the one with Tom Cruise and Adam Sandler.

I'd like to get the rest from napster before it goes belly up. I don't know of a site that have them on video, but you might find them with a google search or gnutella.

J

I have 11 downloaded and there was one on last week after Friends.

The 'official' site for these videos is

http://jt.org/snl/

But, they have disabled downloads due to bandwidth issues.

This is another site with some of the videos :

http://www.skanky.net/video/


"You're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek"

the ones with sean connery crack me up

Skanky.net is a great site. Thanks.

Butt Futter!!!!!

"I'll take the rapist for $1,000"

"That's THERAPIST, THERAPIST. Oh, nevermind"

also, collegehumor.com has them on realvideo..
under videos/clips and then celebrities.
-di doctor-

Trebek: The sound that a dog makes.

Connery: Mooo.

Trebek: I'm sorry Mr. Connery, but that is not the sound a dog makes.

Connery: It's the sound your mother made last night.

"Mr Connery has answered 'V'. Well, I have news for you, my friend. V is a Roman numeral, so despite your best efforts, you have answered correctly. And you wagered.....'SUCK IT TREBEK'" "HA HA HA HA HA!!"

"I've got to ask you about the penis mightier.. The what?"
"No, no that's the pen is mightier. "

"Oh, I'll play your game you rogue!"

"you think you're so hot with your greasy hair and you dago mustache!"

"you wouldn't know that if you didn't read it off a card Trebek!"

One of the first ones with Connery, before he and Trebek became mortal enemies, showed him as being many thousands of dollars in the hole. He said, "I refuse to pay these fines levied against me, they're unjust!", or something similar. That is probably the best recurring bit they have right now, certainly better than the two old farts who sing hit songs.

"I'll take Ape tit for $200 please."
"That's a petit dejuneur."

"The day is mine! I'll take Famous Titties for 400."
"Titles. Famous Titles."
"Damn!"

You mean..."Buck Futter!"

Just got this from napster ... hehehe thanks for the recommendation!

I want to get one of the more recent ones.. where Connery starts telling a joke, and then in the middle just says "I don't remember the rest of it, but it turns out your mother's a whore Trebeck."

MrKen:

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold?

One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore!

I'M COCK OF THE WALK!

OMG these are fing hilarious.

Can someone post a list of all the pairings, I think I've got most of them, but I want to be sure.

That was the highlight of SNL...and also the Ray Lewis TV funhouse

Connery - I'll take Anal Bum Covers for $100
Trebek - Thats An" Album Covers"

Pen is Mightier

"I say, if that thing really does, work, I take 5 of them"