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Old 05-05-24 | 01:54 PM
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The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady (Netflix) -- 5/5/24

Live on Netflix, The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady, will be hosted by Kevin Hart with an all-star lineup of surprise roasters, in full-contact comedy. No Brady Rule. No Pads. No Mercy. The action starts May 5 at 8:00p EDT (5:00p PDT), LIVE, only on Netflix.
Tom Brady hasn’t had the breeziest past couple of years, so you could forgive him for lying low. Instead, the former Patriots quarterback is running headlong into another punishing sport.

Yes, the seven-time Super Bowl champion is the target of the first-ever roast that will be telecast live, and unedited as part of Netflix Is a Joke Fest. The Greatest Roast of All Time — or GROAT if you will — will be hosted by Kevin Hart at the Kia Forum in Los Angeles, featuring surprise guests from the worlds of sports, comedy, and entertainment. While the Brady rule might have once protected his legs, there’s no rule here about coming for his stated preference for soft balls.

Brady’s thoughts? “No f—ing problem,” he says in the trailer for the roast. Comedian Jeff Ross, aka the “Roastmaster General,” warns him, “We’re coming for you, pretty boy.” But in typical Brady fashion, the retired Hall of Famer, who spent a historic 20 years with the New England Patriots, doesn’t seem at all bothered. “I’m un-roastable. Let’s go!” We’ll see about that.

In addition to Hart, The Greatest Roast of All Time is executive produced by Ross, Casey Patterson, Jeff Clanagan, and Brady himself for Hartbeat.

Who will be roasting Tom Brady?

Confirmed roasters include comedians Jeff Ross, Bert Kreischer, Tom Segura, Nikki Glaser, Andrew Schulz, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Sam Jay, as well as former wide receivers Randy Moss and Julian Edelman, quarterbacks Drew Bledsoe, and tight end Rob Gronkowski. But keep your eyes on the ball, as there will be more surprises to tune in for.

How do I watch The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady live on Netflix?

The live special will air on May 5 at 5 p.m. PDT (8 p.m. EST) only on Netflix.

Netflix Is a Joke Fest is taking place in Los Angeles from May 2 through May 12, with over 400 live stand-up shows across 35-plus venues and a dizzying number of professionally funny folks. General information and more exciting announcements about this year’s lineup and how to buy tickets can be found at netflixisajokefest.com.
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It’ll be a wasted opportunity if they don’t get Peyton Manning to roast him.
Old 05-05-24 | 04:35 PM
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It’ll be a wasted opportunity if they don’t get Peyton Manning to roast him.
Manning's jokes about Ann Coulter had me on the floor clutching my sides.
Old 05-05-24 | 07:24 PM
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Brady looks like he regrets this every time they make a Giselle banging her jiujitsu trainer joke.
Old 05-05-24 | 07:32 PM
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He’s not going to make it through this, He got mad at Jeff Ross for making a Robert Kraft massage joke
Old 05-05-24 | 08:12 PM
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Not sure you can say it is the greatest when Dean Martin was the master of the roast.
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Brady looks like he regrets this every time they make a Giselle banging her jiujitsu trainer joke.
Originally Posted by MrX
He’s not going to make it through this, He got mad at Jeff Ross for making a Robert Kraft massage joke
I know it’s part of the game… but man… some of these jokes are so mean spirited.
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“The only difference between Tom Brady and Hitler is that Hitler was with his wife until the very end”
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He’s not going to make it through this, He got mad at Jeff Ross for making a Robert Kraft massage joke
I'm disappointed Ross didn't go all in on Kraft at that point.
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It wasn’t bad. I caught the final hour or so. Liked Peyton’s set a lot. Affleck totally bombed. Brady was okay but still awkward, like he always is when reading scripted material.
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That was great outside of Affleck.

Surprised Brady made an Aaron Hernandez joke.
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It wasn’t bad. I caught the final hour or so. Liked Peyton’s set a lot. Affleck totally bombed. Brady was okay but still awkward, like he always is when reading scripted material.
You missed the best parts. NikKi Glazer and Tony Hinchcliffe were fantastic.
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Originally Posted by MrX
You missed the best parts. NikKi Glazer and Tony Hinchcliffe were fantastic.
Had to watch my Golden Knights blow game 7.
That Schultz guy was pretty great.

Can I stream the rest now?
Edit : Yes I can. Will check the rest now. At least some of the rest.
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Fucking hell. May, June, July. This damn thing went on forever. I turned it off at when Ben Affleck came on at 10:30 PM. I had enough. No roast should ever be more than 60 minutes, 75 tops. There was just way too much of Kevin Hart mugging and laughing at his own jokes non-stop in between roasters. Also, there were way way too many roasters. And their time should have been 2-3 minutes each at most. Except for the comediennes. NikKi Glazer and Tony Hinchcliffe were indeed the highlights. But Julian Edelman was also fantastic. Best part of the night? Kim Kardashian getting booed and heckled when she took the stage.

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I've read the reviews and I think I'll watch it next time I'm signed up for Netflix. Three hours is way too long though. Outside of showing South Park I guess Comedy Central is pretty much dead as a network to air these roasts.
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There's a lot of stuff in the second half you can FF through like Dana White, Robert Kraft, Gronk and Ben Affleck. Once you get past Hinchcliffe you're not missing much if you stop watching.
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I know folks who went to this at the Forum.
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Originally Posted by MrX
That was great outside of Affleck.

Surprised Brady made an Aaron Hernandez joke.
Yeah, except for him, it was awesome. So many great zingers.
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Greg Giraldo was the best ever at these modern roasts. Rip
But wow Nikki Glaser is just simply surreal on these roasts.
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Josh Allen should have dropped by at the last minute and dropped a dildo on the floor.
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Originally Posted by whotony
Greg Giraldo was the best ever at these modern roasts. Rip
But wow Nikki Glaser is just simply surreal on these roasts.
His best by a country mile. "Thank you tranny Bonaduce!" And this is how you do a roast. Each person is given 5-6 minutes tops. And the MC only 1-2 minutes in between.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2zfzs0
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I thought Comedy Central had the rights to these roasts?
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Evidently, Netflix or some producers “fixed” Kim Kardashian’s segment. The boos have been changed to applause from the “audience.”

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv...235893074/amp/
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I didn't know that was fixed but I thought they edited out the boos.
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That is beyond stupid


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