"Kung Fu Panda, Monsters vs Aliens, and the Shrek films are just a few of the great Dreamworks movies that have enabled millions of out-of-touch fathers to spend time with their children without talking to them."



"Dreamworks is great. When 'Kung Fu Panda 2' comes out, we're going to see it every weekend for a month."

"Sometimes dad falls asleep so I get to watch the movie twice."

The Shawna story killed me

"We don't have time for shit like this, we have Tammies at home to raise"

All their boyfriend Dennises (father of their second baby, so they want him to stick around).

The Onion has really hit it twice as good this year with this and "Onion SportsDome". These are two of the funniest shows on television at the moment.