This will air on some ABC show called ""The Secret Life of the American Teenager" on July 5th apparently.

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I've seen lumber yards less wooden than this performance.

Isn't this some ABC Family show?

That was dreadful.

"....and I'm Yo-Yo Ma".

ouch.

She knows how to suck!

And unfortunately her sucking skills arent on display here. Therefore, I shall no longer pay attention to her until those skills are on display.

Don't forget, kids! She's available for weddings, funerals, and bar mitzvahs at $30K a pop!

Horrible.

Perhaps if she had developed her sucking skills better, she wouldn't have embarrassed dear mama with that whole evidence-of-pre-marital-sex thing.

You call that embarassing, I call that a job well done!

Not only was it emotionally flat, but the timing and phrasing wasn't even human-sounding. It reminds me of one of text-to-speech programs, where the individual words sound natural but when strung together it sounds all wrong.

She has pretty hair.

She gives me the hot. Still holding out hope that she'll get naked to get back at her mother.

I thought that you guys were being hard on her, but no, she is that bad.

Agreed. I figured they were being Dicks because she's a Palin, but her acting isn't good at all. But who knows, her mom did TV so maybe with some work Bristol may get better.

Baaaaaaaad.

This.

i thought she was already on family guy?

Terrible

Where are the girl's kids? Why does the one girl think she's Yo-Yo Ma? Who is running this program and why are they only interested in teenage girls with babies? What was that last word she said? Bink?

Too many questions, not enough answers. I can't commit to a show like this again.

The p..program. It's for teen moms.

I still can't believe a Highly Recommended Review of this show from DVDtalk convinced me to blind buy the first season of this show. When I watched it, I got none of the "realistic look at teenage angst that's still funny" mentioned in the review. Instead I got insipid, one-dimensional characters doing stupid things just to advance the plot and reciting lines that constantly fall flat. Worse blind buy I ever made.

And from the above clip, I see nothing has improved on this show.

Wow, a non-actress who sucks at acting. Crazy. Who woulda thunk it?

Oh man that was painful.

Just you guys wait until wm_lopez finds this thread. Then you'll be sorry.