jfoobar

This will air on some ABC show called ""The Secret Life of the American Teenager" on July 5th apparently.

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I've seen lumber yards less wooden than this performance.

Rypro 525

Isn't this some ABC Family show?

JumpCutz

That was dreadful.

"....and I'm Yo-Yo Ma".

maingon

ouch.

dx23

She knows how to suck!

Drav3n

And unfortunately her sucking skills arent on display here. Therefore, I shall no longer pay attention to her until those skills are on display.

Neeb

Don't forget, kids! She's available for weddings, funerals, and bar mitzvahs at $30K a pop!

LiquidSky

Horrible.

FM

Perhaps if she had developed her sucking skills better, she wouldn't have embarrassed dear mama with that whole evidence-of-pre-marital-sex thing.

Drav3n

You call that embarassing, I call that a job well done!

DRG

Not only was it emotionally flat, but the timing and phrasing wasn't even human-sounding. It reminds me of one of text-to-speech programs, where the individual words sound natural but when strung together it sounds all wrong.

Fist of Doom

She has pretty hair.

Timber

She gives me the hot. Still holding out hope that she'll get naked to get back at her mother.

movieking

I thought that you guys were being hard on her, but no, she is that bad.

Giantrobo

Agreed. I figured they were being Dicks because she's a Palin, but her acting isn't good at all. But who knows, her mom did TV so maybe with some work Bristol may get better.

Gizmo

Baaaaaaaad.

GenPion

This.

crankyman

i thought she was already on family guy?

scorpion

Terrible

dino88

Where are the girl's kids? Why does the one girl think she's Yo-Yo Ma? Who is running this program and why are they only interested in teenage girls with babies? What was that last word she said? Bink?

Too many questions, not enough answers. I can't commit to a show like this again.

conscience

The p..program. It's for teen moms.

Tscott

I still can't believe a Highly Recommended Review of this show from DVDtalk convinced me to blind buy the first season of this show. When I watched it, I got none of the "realistic look at teenage angst that's still funny" mentioned in the review. Instead I got insipid, one-dimensional characters doing stupid things just to advance the plot and reciting lines that constantly fall flat. Worse blind buy I ever made.

And from the above clip, I see nothing has improved on this show.

cdollaz

Wow, a non-actress who sucks at acting. Crazy. Who woulda thunk it?

My Other Self

Oh man that was painful.

JasonF

Just you guys wait until wm_lopez finds this thread. Then you'll be sorry.