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Old 06-17-10, 11:23 PM
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Did anybody else watch "Bert the Conqueror"?

I like the concept of the show, but they have to get rid of Bert. I found his histrionics incredibly annoying. I wonder where they found him, because he's obviously not a thrill ride junkie. They don't scream like that.
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I didn't think it was bad. They have to get rid of the close-up, in mouth shots while he's screaming though. Or at least, get him some better dental work.
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Re: Did anybody else watch "Bert the Conqueror"?

I missed the first airing, but I'm catching a replay on Saturday. But I thought the idea was that he was a guy that was conquering things that he normally wouldn't be doing. He's not supposed to be a thrill ride junkie, as that wouldn't be all that interesting. Part of the appeal would be that it's someone who hasn't done all these things over and over.
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Re: Did anybody else watch "Bert the Conqueror"?

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Part of the appeal would be that it's someone who hasn't done all these things over and over.
Fair enough, but I can't imagine anybody finding his screaming and general comportment appealing.
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Re: Did anybody else watch "Bert the Conqueror"?

I saw clips of this but forwarded it when all I could hear was some hysterical woman screaming.
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Re: Did anybody else watch "Bert the Conqueror"?

All echo my feelings exactly. Interesting concept, but Bert immediately makes me want to not watch. "Histrionics" is a great word for it.

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Re: Did anybody else watch "Bert the Conqueror"?

agreed - good concept, wrong host. i don't need to watch a grown man scream like a little girl. heck, he screams worse than little girls when there is a little girl on the ride as well. bert is annoying. find a new host and they might have something.
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Re: Did anybody else watch "Bert the Conqueror"?

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Yikes. Just goes to show you that you are putting your life into the hands of someone who probably isn't qualified to be a shift manager at McDonald's.
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Re: Did anybody else watch "Bert the Conqueror"?

I joined this forum just to comment on this thread. I can't stand this show -- mainly because of Bert, he's annoying as hell and an idiot. He's too over dramatic and obviously tries too hard to be funny and make his mark. I just can't watch it even though the activities seem like fun. I could really do a better job than him - although most of us could.

Apparently he was a party guy in college, he was discovered there, and that movie "Van Wilder" was loosely based on him. I'm sorry, just too damn annoying.
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Re: Did anybody else watch "Bert the Conqueror"?

jeesh what's with all the hate with the host - I like Bert (well, maybe I just biased toward 'bears'), I think he's a riot - and yes, I watch the show.
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Re: Did anybody else watch "Bert the Conqueror"?

He's been on Joe Rogan's podcast a few times and told some really great stories. The one about a group of Russian mobsters getting him shitfaced and convincing him to help them rob a train in Russia is amazing. He's really funny when he isn't being restrained by his show's PG standards and can go into R-Rated mode.
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Re: Did anybody else watch "Bert the Conqueror"?

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He's been on Joe Rogan's podcast a few times and told some really great stories. The one about a group of Russian mobsters getting him shitfaced and convincing him to help them rob a train in Russia is amazing. He's really funny when he isn't being restrained by his show's PG standards and can go into R-Rated mode.
Ah that makes sense.

I've watched the show a few times but it's too watered down for kids.

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