Report: NBC to Cancel LENO?
01-14-10, 04:17 PM
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Re: Report: NBC to Cancel LENO?
Classic!
BREAKING NEWS! EXCLUSIVE! 4TH UPDATE: Amid unconfirmed Internet reports that NBC's Leno-Conan switcharoo for hosting The Tonight Show at 11:35 PM is now a done deal for Jay (but not Conan), the network just sent out a news release noting that "NBC’s The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien has topped all broadcast and cable competition in the key late-night demographic of adults 18-49 for the week of January 4-8. At 12:35 a.m. ET. Last week also saw Conan deliver bigger audiences than CBS's Late Show with David Letterman and the ABC lineup of Nightline and Jimmy Kimmel Live in adults, men and women 18-34, men 18-49 and men 25-54. Conan has finished #1 or tied for #1 among broadcast networks in adult 18-49 rating for nine of the last 11 weeks. The median age of Conan’s audience last week was 45.6, nine years younger than Nightline's" 55.0 and 11 years younger than Letterman’s 57.3."
So, let me get this straight: NBC is crowing about the numbers of the guy they want off The Tonight Show and off NBC in favor of Jay Leno. Yes, that makes a lot of sense -- in Zuckerland.
So, let me get this straight: NBC is crowing about the numbers of the guy they want off The Tonight Show and off NBC in favor of Jay Leno. Yes, that makes a lot of sense -- in Zuckerland.
01-14-10, 04:21 PM
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Re: Report: NBC to Cancel LENO?
Here's the current entry for Jeff Zucker at Wikipedia:
Check it out before it changes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Zucker
Jeffrey "Jeff" Zucker is an American television executive and the President and CEO of NBC Universal, who stabbed Conan O'Brien in the back and will rot in Hell.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Zucker
01-14-10, 04:24 PM
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Here's the current entry for Jeff Zucker at Wikipedia:
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Zucker
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Jeffrey "Jeff" Zucker is an Nazi American television executive and the President, CEO and Führer of NBC Universal.
01-14-10, 04:24 PM
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Re: Report: NBC to Cancel LENO?
that's gone, but right now, in the personal life section, it says:
Zucker was born in Hell near the core of the earth.[citation needed] His father was satan, and his mother, Arlene, was a school teacher.
01-14-10, 04:25 PM
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Re: Report: NBC to Cancel LENO?
Here's the current entry for Jeff Zucker at Wikipedia:
Check it out before it changes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Zucker
Check it out before it changes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Zucker
I got....
Zucker was born in Hell near the core of the earth.[citation needed] His father was satan, and his mother, Arlene, was a school teacher.[1] He has a younger sister, Pam.
01-14-10, 04:25 PM
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Re: Report: NBC to Cancel LENO?
Zucker was born in Hell near the core of the earth.[citation needed] His father was satan, and his mother, Arlene, was a school teacher
01-14-10, 04:25 PM
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Zucker was born in Hell near the core of the earth.[citation needed] His father was satan
01-14-10, 04:25 PM
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Re: Report: NBC to Cancel LENO?
From Wikipedia:
Zucker was born in Hell near the core of the earth.[citation needed] His father was satan, and his mother, Arlene, was a school teacher.[1] He has a younger sister, Pam.
01-14-10, 04:26 PM
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Zucker was diagnosed at age 31 with colon cancer He worked through two bouts of it; had a large part of his colon removed; and then had more than a year of chemotherapy. It's a shame the cancer did not succeed.
01-14-10, 04:27 PM
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Zucker was diagnosed at age 31 with colon cancer He worked through two bouts of it; had a large part of his colon removed;
01-14-10, 04:27 PM
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01-14-10, 04:28 PM
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01-14-10, 04:30 PM
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Jeff Zucker is a douche bag who was born in Homestead, Florida near Miami
01-14-10, 04:30 PM
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{{Infobox Person |name=Jeff Zucker |image=Jeff Zucker, CEO of NBC Universal.jpg |image_size= |alt=Zucker, wearing a sweatshirt over a blue shirt open at the collar, with a conference badge hanging from his neck. He is in front of a black backdrop featuring the World Economic Forum logo repeatedly depicted in multiple rows. |caption=Zucker at the 2008 [[World Economic Forum]. The bottom of the picture is cut off, but he is raping Conan O'Brien.] |birth_name=Jeffrey Zucker |birth_date=April 9, 1965 (1965-04-09) (age 44) |birth_place=Homstead, Florida |death_date= |death_place= |body_discovered= |death_cause= |resting_place= |resting_place_coordinates= |residence= |nationality= |ethnicity= |citizenship= |other_names= |known_for= |education= |alma_mater=Harvard University |employer=NBC Universal |occupation=President and chief executive officer |years_active=1986-present |home_town= |salary= |networth= |height= |weight= |title= |term= |predecessor= |successor= |boards= |religion= |spouse=Caryn Stephanie Nathanson |partner= |children= |parents= |relations= |signature= |website=Zucker's Executive Biography at NBC Universal |footnotes= |box_width= }} Jeffrey "Jeff" Zucker is an American television executive and the President and CEO of NBC Universal.
{{Infobox Person |name=Jeff Zucker |image=Jeff Zucker, CEO of NBC Universal.jpg |image_size= |alt=Zucker, wearing a sweatshirt over a blue shirt open at the collar, with a conference badge hanging from his neck. He is in front of a black backdrop featuring the World Economic Forum logo repeatedly depicted in multiple rows. |caption=Zucker at the 2008 [[World Economic Forum]. The bottom of the picture is cut off, but he is raping Conan O'Brien.] |birth_name=Jeffrey Zucker |birth_date=April 9, 1965 (1965-04-09) (age 44) |birth_place=Homstead, Florida |death_date= |death_place= |body_discovered= |death_cause= |resting_place= |resting_place_coordinates= |residence= |nationality= |ethnicity= |citizenship= |other_names= |known_for= |education= |alma_mater=Harvard University |employer=NBC Universal |occupation=President and chief executive officer |years_active=1986-present |home_town= |salary= |networth= |height= |weight= |title= |term= |predecessor= |successor= |boards= |religion= |spouse=Caryn Stephanie Nathanson |partner= |children= |parents= |relations= |signature= |website=Zucker's Executive Biography at NBC Universal |footnotes= |box_width= }} Jeffrey "Jeff" Zucker is an American television executive and the President and CEO of NBC Universal.
01-14-10, 04:46 PM
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01-14-10, 04:49 PM
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Re: Report: NBC to Cancel LENO?
Classic!
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BREAKING NEWS! EXCLUSIVE! 4TH UPDATE: Amid unconfirmed Internet reports that NBC's Leno-Conan switcharoo for hosting The Tonight Show at 11:35 PM is now a done deal for Jay (but not Conan), the network just sent out a news release noting that "NBC’s The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien has topped all broadcast and cable competition in the key late-night demographic of adults 18-49 for the week of January 4-8. At 12:35 a.m. ET. Last week also saw Conan deliver bigger audiences than CBS's Late Show with David Letterman and the ABC lineup of Nightline and Jimmy Kimmel Live in adults, men and women 18-34, men 18-49 and men 25-54. Conan has finished #1 or tied for #1 among broadcast networks in adult 18-49 rating for nine of the last 11 weeks. The median age of Conan’s audience last week was 45.6, nine years younger than Nightline's" 55.0 and 11 years younger than Letterman’s 57.3."
So, let me get this straight: NBC is crowing about the numbers of the guy they want off The Tonight Show and off NBC in favor of Jay Leno. Yes, that makes a lot of sense -- in Zuckerland.
Quote:
BREAKING NEWS! EXCLUSIVE! 4TH UPDATE: Amid unconfirmed Internet reports that NBC's Leno-Conan switcharoo for hosting The Tonight Show at 11:35 PM is now a done deal for Jay (but not Conan), the network just sent out a news release noting that "NBC’s The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien has topped all broadcast and cable competition in the key late-night demographic of adults 18-49 for the week of January 4-8. At 12:35 a.m. ET. Last week also saw Conan deliver bigger audiences than CBS's Late Show with David Letterman and the ABC lineup of Nightline and Jimmy Kimmel Live in adults, men and women 18-34, men 18-49 and men 25-54. Conan has finished #1 or tied for #1 among broadcast networks in adult 18-49 rating for nine of the last 11 weeks. The median age of Conan’s audience last week was 45.6, nine years younger than Nightline's" 55.0 and 11 years younger than Letterman’s 57.3."
So, let me get this straight: NBC is crowing about the numbers of the guy they want off The Tonight Show and off NBC in favor of Jay Leno. Yes, that makes a lot of sense -- in Zuckerland.
Go Irish mob!
01-14-10, 04:50 PM
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Damn, I'm just getting this:
Jeffrey "Jeff" Zucker is a BLARGH.
But reading through the revisions is pretty funny.
Health
Zucker was diagnosed at age 31 with colon cancer He worked through two bouts of it; had a large part of his colon removed; and then had more than a year of chemotherapy. He should have died from it, NBC would be much better off.
Jeffrey "Jeff" Zucker is a BLARGH.
But reading through the revisions is pretty funny.
Health
Zucker was diagnosed at age 31 with colon cancer He worked through two bouts of it; had a large part of his colon removed; and then had more than a year of chemotherapy. He should have died from it, NBC would be much better off.
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01-14-10, 04:53 PM
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Re: Report: NBC to Cancel LENO?
Well at least you can go into the history and look at the 700 edits made to let you know people were screwing him over (On the Wiki page)