Rock of Love with Brett Michaels- official thread
 

Wow... i finished seeing the first episode and man these girls are the sluttiest whores ever.... and wow this looks bad...but no idea why i am so interested in these vh1 shows

You say that like it's a bad thing! I came across this about 10 -15 minutes into it, what is the premise supposed to be?

It's gotta be same as Flavor of Love, but with Michaels. Hell, it has the same damn title, practically.

dvr'd it. might watch it tonight.. is it bad like "guilt pleasure/trainwreck" bad or it is just boring/stupid bad?

this show has the makings of something terrific. although keeping Tiffany reeks of producer intervention.

yeah, i agree, producers wanted tiffany on there for the drama...

but man, the "this season on..." preview looked nuts! added the show to the season pass last night.

yeah, basically, this is exactly like Flavor of Love, except with white stripper wanna-bes.

Can we fix the title? There's one T in Bret.

(BTW, I'm seeing Poison tonight) :)

I have never seen such a collection of ugly women in one place before outside of my plastic surgeon's office. I love the train wreak possibilities of this show. Then again, I watched FOL and ILNY religiously.

I found it ironic that Magdelena said that Rodeo looked like man, considering she SOUNDED like a man with that deep Eastern European voice. I'm convinced she has a penis.

i know right....

MOD: please fix the title of this thread

Josh, i thought that was hilarious as well (and i'm betting the producers did, seeing as they made sure to include her saying that many times). magdalena is a dude. definitely.

I love Jes

I'm sure that drunk Tiffany (think thats her name) is only there because the producers were thinking...This ought to be fun.

Tamara and Jes are hottttt! :drool: But to be on this show, I bet they are crazy as hell.

I feel dumber for watching it.

This is another one of those shows that I watch the first and last episodes and call it good. :up:

Jes is definitely my favorite as well.

I missed the first 10 minutes or so, but saw it again tonight. ruthless to cut those girls at the very beginning. I wonder what Big Joe's reasonings were, as he let far more unattractive girls stay.

that one ditzy "jessica simpson" knock-off was FUGLY. and i think she was retarded. Not saying "retarded" in a way to belittle people with special needs. I mean, I actually think she was retarded.

I'm back.

The show was recorded for future VH1 & Rock of Love use.


They had a good show--about 15,000 in attendance.

I watched most of an episode this morning. I thought that they stopped making Hair Band Video Chix.

and please no one puke in the jacuzzi! :lol:

I'll admit that I caught this and couldn't turn away. These women are so sad, it's pitiable. Jes is indeed the hottest, but only because she's the least whorish and needy one there. In other words, a fairly normal person. The rest are sad, trashy starfuckers that haven't got much going for them aside from looks...and even then, it's that too much makeup illusion of good looks that totally collapses when you get within six feet of them. I set a Season Pass. :D

man... not for nothing but these whores seem so easy that i think slayer2005 can get some... wow....

:lol: I caught the first two episodes this weekend. That poor Tiffany was a trip! Is Jes the gal who has the Gwen Steffani look? I like her and Rodeo seems cool. That big boobed blond with the baby voice gets on my nerves. Her constant simpering during the first show was enough for me to vote her off.

Rodeo seems like a good match for him. She's looks to be his age and more mature acting than the rest....so far.

poor Bret.... he will most likely get and STD from this.... plus how funny was it to see that dumb girl get voted off and then tried to go out the wrong door.. rotfl

raven: I was wondering if all of 'em (including Michaels) had to have STD tests before the show. I hope so!

man, i just figured out who rodeo reminds me of. that woman from the first season of survivor (Sue, i think), who gave the famous Rat & Snake speech. when rodeo had her hair in a ponytail, she looked EXACTLY like her. as if rodeo needed another reason for me to consider her unattractive. ugh.

I was happy to see them allow Bret to kick off Tiffany. She's a plague and might have ended up dead face down in the pool if they kept her there.

I was also surprised to see that in fact, Bret Michaels is not bald, as has long been my theory. He wears TWO bandannas, which I figured were a primary and backup bald head protector.

I've enjoyed Bret's confession booth segments as well. He comes off as genuine and funny, whereas sometimes Flav sounded retarded and perverted (both of which he very well may be).

Again, I will state for the record I am surprised to a large degree at how unattractive these women are. You would have figured that rock star + television = camera whores, but it seems like we just got whores.

i think they have great bodies but faces need to be fixed....


still laughing at the girl who couldnt find her way out