Speaking of this, I was at a loss to understand the Meth Girl vs. Clown Tits fight. Meth Girl went way, way past the line with Clown Tits, who came back hard, but I don't think had any idea about the origin of her scars (which are hardly visible, at least in SD).

Not to mention the farcical "she's engaged" nonsense. I guess then any girl who ever had a boyfriend is not "there for Bret".

that girl that told on the clown tits girl reminds me of tylene buck.... crazy stuff...

and did you see her bikini... looked like dental floss

I really really cant stand that annoying blonde bimbo, Brandi I think her name is. Its so bad to think this but I kind of wish her car accident scarred her so much she wasn't on this show.

Overall, I love how catty these attention whores are. Who would have thought shallow plastic girls with fake 34c boobs would hate shallow plastic girls with fake 34d boobs so much.

yeah, where are these scars? certainly not visible on TV...

while the girl has an EX-fiance, i don't blame the girls for telling him, although they basically lied and said it was a current fiance. if the girl was supposed to get married very soon, then it suddenly got called off, that would raise red flags for me, too. even if the girl wasn't currently with the guy.

dont scare me with a good time..... bwhahahahahahah

I'm digging Jes. :drool: I was hoping she'd haul off and deck Lacey after dragging her into the pool.

Queen Bitch Heather looks too much like Rikki Rocket. Maybe that's why Bret called her his best friend. :lol:

Tamara was dumber than a pet rock. rotfl

I love how the whiny ones feel they have to run to Bret every chance they get. -rolleyes-

No, she looks like Toni from Love Cruise and Paradise Hotel

http://www.no-pain-no-gain.com/image...rrari_JPEG.JPG

I hope Tiffany is secretly skulking/stumbling around outside! :D

this show is fine !i like the other blonde bimbo, the annoying one's friend

Tamara was soo hot and soo dumb, what a great combination !

This show is crack. So bad, but you can't stop watching. Jes is super hot, but I can't figure out why she is on this show.

That one chick (don't know her name) looks just like one of the girls on Girls Next Door except without the huge boobs. Pretty hot too. Rest of them hos are skanktacular.

From Vh-1's site:

Brandi M.
• Hometown: Buffalo, NY
• Single because there is too much temptation
• Has 6 tattoos
• Mom is her best friend
• She can fit her fist in her mouth


Well, a fist isn't the only thing she can fit in her mouth. They should add HARDCORE PORNSTAR to that list because she was quite a popular one on a certain "amateur" site that shall go nameless.

Wrong Brandy, dude...here is the profile for the pornstar Brandy

Brandi C.
• Hometown: Orlando, FL
• Message therapy student
• Used to work as Marilyn Monroe and other characters for Universal Studios
• Likes to be naked and wants to be in Playboy
• Received "Boobs" as birthday gift from her parents.

Both Brandi's have done porn. Brandi M. before, and Brandi C after. See the adult forum for more info.

No, I am not wrong. Brandi M. made several Gonzo "amateur" videos for a certain site that I won't mention here. Check out the Adult section's thread for the specifics.

I only heard about the one...my bad. Kind of funny that both girls are named Brandi, now I know what not to name my daughter.

Samantha is actually quite good looking (what I like is her face is somewhat peculiar in a good way, which is something I always like) and doesn't look so whorish like most of the cast. Her look could pass as either glam or punk rock. I also like those arm tattoos that she has. A bad looking or placed tattoo is just hideous but hers appeal to me very much. I read that she actually has a Master's degree, so on principle she shouldn't be as dumb as the others. Although I don't think that really matters much to Bret Michaels.

And oh yeah, this show is a guilty pleasure indeed!

magdelena looks hot but her voice is almost chyna-ish

as much as i hate to admit it , Brett seems like a pretty cool guy, you can definitely see why he gets all the ladies and he doesn't look in bad nick for his age given his lifestyle.

i dont know... samantha doesnt not do it for me... she semi looks like a girl who came out of rehab..... alsohow funny was it for Dallas to continue the angry black person gimmick on reality tv....even though i feel bad that she left instead of the psycho red haired girl but damn

I'm pretty sure he's taken it easy over the years compared to others in biz due to the fact that he's diabetic.

Brett will never choose Samantha, she is too introverted for him. Probably for the better, she needs to find someone who isn't going to cheat on her.

Good lord, Rodeo seems to get uglier every episode. She has a leathery, wrinkly, 40sh face with a man's body. Add to that she has theudliest accent the South has to offer.
Why is she still on the show?

Brandi M. kind of reminds me of Ashley Massaro of WWE fame.

guess he eliminated the token black girl. my roommate and I were betting on how long that would take.

This show is such a disaster. The girls are just too stupid and boring for it to be any fun even on a guilty pleasure level. The ghetto trash on Flavor of Love were far more entertaining in that Jerry Springer sort of way. Plus like others have said, I can't believe how ugly these chicks are. There are like 5 in the entire group of 20 that are even remotely attractive (and he already eliminated 2 of them). The rest all look like used-up strippers or crack whores. It looks more like what I'd expect if it was the Artie Lange Bachelor.