Another goodie:

Richie Aprile to Beansy: "Veal parm sandwich? Fuck you!"

... and then BAM with the coffee pot.

FWIW, I kind of liked the final scene of the series last night. Yes, I like Journey, but after having spent some time today listening to the song a few times and thinking about it (yes, I am a geek), it was a perfect wrap up song.

I love it when Ralphie calls Paulie's "Mom" and says that Paulie has been arrested for "sucking a cub scout's d***".

In one of the earlier seasons Paulie and Big Pussy where in a Starbuck and Paulie gets pissed realizing Starbucks "stole" the whole coffee thing from the Italians and were making a bundle one it. He was standing with that sad puss of his looking at all the high end coffee machines and you could tell he wanted to kill someone.

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Sex related:

Seeing Carm get some "strange dick" from the Teacher. We also got a nice nude shot of Carm getting out of bed.

Tony's AND Melfi's sex dreams featuring each other.

Tony's dream where he's banging Artie's wife and Artie is coaching him

Tony's dream where he's banging that Italian Woman who was the boss in Italy. There were dressed as Ancient Romans.

[QUOTE=Giantrobo]In one of the earlier seasons Paulie and Big Pussy where in a Starbuck and Paulie gets pissed realizing Starbucks "stole" the whole coffee thing from the Italians and were making a bundle one it. He was standing with that sad puss of his looking at all the high end coffee machines and you could tell he wanted to kill someone.

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I was thinking the same thinking and Big Pussy says to Paulie: "Again with the rape of the culture."

The Pine Barrens episode was also a classic

Several of mine have already been mentioned but I'll add:

The episode w/ the Hasidic (sp?) son-in-law problem:

Paulie: "Hasidim but I don't believe 'em!"


I believe it is an early episode in S5....restaurant setting w/ the guys and some goomahs. Someone says something about a meteor killing the dinosaurs and Paulie says he thought they were vegetarians and Chris (he and Paulie are pissy with each other at the time) looks at him and says "M-E-T-E-O-R!". Fucking hilarious.

I also liked in Chris' intervention how suddenly interested and involved Tony became once he found out the dog had been killed.

S2 - Knight in White Satin - Tony's goomah attempts suicide and at the end Carm is telling him she's going to Italy b/c if she has to put up with the two kids that summer "I'm going to kill myself." Followed by The Eurythmics "I Saved the World Tonight"

The episode where Junior wonders off and he's sitting on a bench w/ an African-American woman and he says to her, "Are you saying we had relations?"

Junior telling Bobby he can smell the White Castle on him.

The entire 'Pine Barrens' episode.

Pretty much anything Paulie said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYexfzWjRDI

During Johnny Sack's daughter Allegra's wedding. Christopher is sitting in the church and turns to the person sitting next to him and says something like:

"Allegra.....isn't that cold medicine??"

Let's not forget Chrisopher's classic "Lou Gehreg" bit...which he used TWICE during the series...the boys weren't any more amused the second time.

God, you're as bad as Paulie!

the scene goes like this: a meteor killing the dinosaurs, and Paulie says, they were all meat eaters.

Then Chrissy gets prissy and says, M-E-T-E-O-R

Paulie: Alright, take it easy

One of my favorites is after Janice kills Richie, she's asking Tony what he did with the body. Tony says something like "we buried him, on a hill, overlooking a little river with pine cones all around". She looks up with those pleading eyes and says "really!?!" not realizing Tony is being sarcastic.

"You're the one with the problem, my friend." - Paulie



Thanks for fixing it. I wasn't sure I had it right but the basic premise was there.

From "To Save Us All From Satan's Power":

[At the Bing, Silvio walks behind the bar and is trying to find something...]



"STOP THE MUSIC! CUT IT! There was an entire wedge of Jarlsberg here this morning. What happened to it?!"
"I don't know."
"Goddammit!"
"Debbie had a rondelay of French brie missing from her purse yesterday."
"In there?"



[Silvio walks into the dressing room, and finds...]


Most of the dreams on the show are meant to be taken seriously, but it was rare to see one that was humorous. And it was just so random, and the shot of Big Pussy was so out there, that I laughed incredibly loud and hard.

Richie Aprile was a scary mfer. Like when he walked into the executive card game, gladhanding everyone until he saw Davey Scatino, who owed him money, and his face went dark.

I would love to have that on a tshirt!

Junior is hilarious. Remember when it got out that Junior "goes down" and he went and yelled at his girlfriend? Tony was being a jerk and making fun of him with little comments.

Ok, i'm re watching the show thanks to black friday sales (havent' seen the early episodes in years). I this little bit is missing.
Martin Scorsese goes into a club, Christopher (with i believe Adriana standing next to him, before we really know who she was) says "I loved Kundun" with Marty giving him a little thumbs up. for some reason, lol'ed at that.

My favorite has to be when the crew including Paulie, Sylvio and Tony are sitting at dinner:

Paulie: Syl, you remember your first blowjob?
Sylvio: Yeah...
Paulie: Yeah? How long did it take the guy to cum?
[crickets]
Paulie: Hear that Tony? I say, "you remember your first blowjob?" and he says "yeah" so I say "how long did it take the guy to cum?".

Classic Paulie.

"Under the boardwalk...with a schlong in Janice's mouth..."

The final scene between Tony and Olivia in Season 1.

Anytime Paulie referred to someone as "acting ****y", I'd just about lose my shit laughing.

There's this really nasty mean woman at work that I really want to call a "malignant ****", but I'm sure that it will get me whacked at my job.

Another one i thought of that isn't mentioned: the "are you in the maffia" scene in the brilliant 'college' episode.

this thread brings back good memories..

One i didn't see mentioned was when Meadows boyfriend (Finn?) had a sit down with all the mobsters about Vito being gay.

Tony: "He's a Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg"