Your favorite TV insults
 

"Jane, you ignorant slut"- Chevy Chase on SNL

"You blithering bag of protoplasm!" - Ren, to Stimpy

What are some of yours?

"You know, Spock, sometimes you can be irritatingly human!"

"Really Doctor, This is no time for insults!"

"Jerk Store!"

Many, many lines by Florence towards George in Jeffersons.

Chandler: "So how many cameras are actually on you?"

Actually, that would have been Dan Aykroyd, during the "Point-Counterpoint" segments.

"Stupid Flanders"

"You EEEEEEEEDIOT!!!" - Ren to Stimpy

"Why don't you go have sex with yourself?!" - The late Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf to everybody

About half a dozen things The Rock used to say in the WWF

"Sit on it!"

Fonzie was way ahead of his time.

"Up your nose with a rubber hose"

"Hunchfront of Notre Dame!"
-Mimi to Drew on the Drew Carey Show

Fat Lady:You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Al Bundy: Would that be the law offices of Hagen and Daz?

Fat Lady: How dare you say that to my face!
Al: Well, I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank of gas.

Angelus' entire monologue in the episode "Eternity"
Spike's monologue in the episode "In The Dark"
Pretty much anything Spike, Angel or Wesley say that can be construed as an insult.

I'll think of more later...

Kiss my grits.

The Rock: You walk into class, teacher on the chalkboard, "Class, what is two plus two...do you know, Booker?" "Oh yeah, two plus two? Thomas Jefferson, Sucka!"

Chris Jericho: Oh I'm sorry, Steph, let me apologize, let me take you out to dinner, I hear there's a hooters down the street"

Jericho: (singing) Did you ever know that you're a jackass?

Most of Franks comments about Marie in 'Everybody Loves Raymond'.

Klinger to Rizzo: "If I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!"

That was actually Klinger to Zale.

"You dumb polack!" - Archie to Meathead

"Jam a bastard in it, you crap!"
~Mom, Futurama

"You're a trophy wife!? What contest in Hell did I win?"rotfl

Dissing(sp?) contest on Married With Children

"Yo' mamma so ugly, when she go to the beach the tide won't come in"

Mimi upon seeing a Drew look-alike:
'So much crap they had to start a second pile'

I love that :D

Anything that Dr. Cox says that can be considered an insult.

"You look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns."

I read the thread so I could be the first to post "Sit on it."

Sadly, I was not the first.

So since I'm here, what does that really mean? Was that an actual 50's slang term?

I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.

One definition says it's just a version of "screw you."

The other delves deeper into the words. The second one says it means to "sit and think" about what you just said, kinda like "sleep on it."

Example:

"You wanna go up to that haunted house and see if the ghosts are awake?"

"Sit on it!"

"Make that bastard your bitch you bastard" or was it "Make that bitch your bitch you bastard" - I can't remember
~ Mom, from a deleted scene


I always like Geoffrey's insults on the Fresh Prince.

Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be nice, hostidididildilidilly ah HELL diddily ding dong crap! Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!?

Marge: Ned! We meant well, and everyone here tried their best.

Ned: Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh, your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because you have gooooooooood intentions!

Bart: Hey! Back off, man!

Ned: Ooh okay, duuuuude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, maaaan! Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years: "Hey, Buddy, got a quarter?"

Bart: I am shocked and appalled.

Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.

Ned: Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson! Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!

[Wiggum laughs]

What do we have here? The long, flabby arm of the law! The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars!!

Krusty: [writing it down] Mallowmars, oh that's going in the act!

Ned: Oh, yeah. The clown, the only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh!

[to Lenny] And as for you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!

Lenny: Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?

Ned: [to Moe] You ugly, hate-filled man!

Moe: Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?

Ned: Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.

Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy.