Jericho - "Federal Response" - 10/18/06
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Everything involving the characters interaction with each other is just painful to watch. The teenagers, Peyton manning and his wife/Mistress Jake and his family. I love how every time they have a "moment" you hear the soft Lifetime channel/hallmark corny music.
I like how Hawkins goes out of his way to be inconspicuous and secretive, yet he sets up his computer and a satellite dish the size of a Buick on his front lawn at high noon. Yeah no ones going to notice that.
It looked like it came from nearby but not from inside the town. Maybe a missile silo from an outlying area.
I like how Hawkins goes out of his way to be inconspicuous and secretive, yet he sets up his computer and a satellite dish the size of a Buick on his front lawn at high noon. Yeah no ones going to notice that.
Originally Posted by Super J
They came from the town?
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From: Formerly known as "12thmonkey"/Frankfort, IL
Originally Posted by Red Dog
The show is bad, but I'm a sucker and they keep drawing me in, particularly in those last few seconds of the episode.
The forced "personal drama" backstories are pretty weak, but each ep has some little nugget that makes me want to commit to at least one more episode....
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The series has been on the whole a disappointment -- a terriffic idea for a series that has been thus far poorly executed. Why MUST every episode have a race-against-the-clock situation that always ends with a happy ending (or at least without many lasting consequences)? Find the school bus! Get in the shelter before the rain starts! THE HOSPITAL GENERATOR IS RUNNING OUT OF GAS!!! THE TOWN IS ON FIRE!!!!! What a shame.
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So not only does Jericho KANSAS have mountains and can see a blast from Denver (where storms only take 2 hours to get there), they also have palm trees. Why didn't they just make it Jericho, California?
And IP addresses like 827.750.304.001 too!
This show blows. Yet I keep watching it.
I hate myself.
And IP addresses like 827.750.304.001 too!
This show blows. Yet I keep watching it.
I hate myself.
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From: Capitol of the Empire! Center of all Commerce and Culture! Crossroads of Civilization! NEW ROME!!!...aka New York City
Has there ever been a show in TV history that had more instances of you telling yourself
OH MY GOD, IF I WERE WRITING THIS SHOW, IT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD, IF I WERE WRITING THIS SHOW, IT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!!!!!
#33
Let the trailer park burn down, just make sure you get the books out of the library!!
I'm too lazy to walk home and charge up my cell phone, I know - I'll buy one at the little local grocery store. Great, they have a universal charger in the back store room.
I'm too lazy to walk home and charge up my cell phone, I know - I'll buy one at the little local grocery store. Great, they have a universal charger in the back store room.
#34
Put me in the very frustrated camp. This show is right on the edge of being really cool, but it keeps screwing it up. And I'm all for a series that focuses heavily on how a small town keeps from falling apart during a crisis, but their episodic crises are hilariously bad.
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Why do I keep watching this show? Oh, yeah, for the last 30 seconds. Please give me an interesting storyline. Like one about the FUCKING NUCLEAR WAR!
I don't care who is cheating on whom.
I don't care that the teenagers are making puppy dog eyes at each other.
I don't care about prodigal sons turned superhero.
And I don't care about saving children on a school bus or in a library fire.
The Hawkins mystery is entertaining in small doses. Don't overdo it.
I want to enjoy the show, I truly do. The premise is great, but the writing and execution sucks. Here's an idea: Replace the writers. All of them. Then put all the character storylines in the background and present a story that's about a FUCKING NUCLEAR WAR!
I don't care who is cheating on whom.
I don't care that the teenagers are making puppy dog eyes at each other.
I don't care about prodigal sons turned superhero.
And I don't care about saving children on a school bus or in a library fire.
The Hawkins mystery is entertaining in small doses. Don't overdo it.
I want to enjoy the show, I truly do. The premise is great, but the writing and execution sucks. Here's an idea: Replace the writers. All of them. Then put all the character storylines in the background and present a story that's about a FUCKING NUCLEAR WAR!
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So I guess Hawkins is going to recruit Skeet to replace the guy that died for his secret mission.
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Some facts, and some speculation, so I'll spoiler this
But that last part is pure speculation... I guess we'll have to watch next week to see what we see.
Spoiler:
But that last part is pure speculation... I guess we'll have to watch next week to see what we see.
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Seeing those birds be fired off and the actions of the secretive black dude, I have to wonder if this is all a coup against the government. Then fire off the missiles to make it look like (to the people) that a foreign enemy attacked the U.S.
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As someone who has done this as a living... I can honestly say...
I feel like I'm watching a first-time student film with a better budget every week. The cliche dialouge, the music, the great concept with horrible execution... even some of the AWFUL special effects (The rain from the second episode looked like it was added in iMovie). I would be ashamed to work on any project which headlines someone as the "Writers/Producers of Jericho" later on.
I feel like I'm watching a first-time student film with a better budget every week. The cliche dialouge, the music, the great concept with horrible execution... even some of the AWFUL special effects (The rain from the second episode looked like it was added in iMovie). I would be ashamed to work on any project which headlines someone as the "Writers/Producers of Jericho" later on.
Last edited by lordwow; 10-19-06 at 11:22 AM.
#40
ok whoever it was that just deleted their post - you figured out that pic was not Mt. Sunflower, huh?
The palm tree gave it away, as well as all the vegetation. That was a mislabled picture, which was actually Cameroon. Never trust the first result of a google image search!
Here is what "Mt." Sunflower really looks like:
The palm tree gave it away, as well as all the vegetation. That was a mislabled picture, which was actually Cameroon. Never trust the first result of a google image search!
Here is what "Mt." Sunflower really looks like:
#41
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Originally Posted by Mopower
It looked like Russian but it may have been just encoded.

PS, ВЕСТОЧКА in Cyrllic means "News" (at least according to BabelFish), and the banner ad on the top looks to be in Turkish. I can't make out much of the rest.
Edited to add:
Well, whaddya know. It *is* Turkish. It looks like it's just the MSN homepage for Turkey.... http://www.msn.com.tr/Default.asp , with the right-hand banner ad blacked out, and a large Cyrillic (supposedly to make the TV viewers think "Russian") word superimposed on the screen.
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From: Capitol of the Empire! Center of all Commerce and Culture! Crossroads of Civilization! NEW ROME!!!...aka New York City
Originally Posted by Pistol Pete
Why do I keep watching this show? Oh, yeah, for the last 30 seconds. Please give me an interesting storyline. Like one about the FUCKING NUCLEAR WAR!
I don't care who is cheating on whom.
I don't care that the teenagers are making puppy dog eyes at each other.
I don't care about prodigal sons turned superhero.
And I don't care about saving children on a school bus or in a library fire.
The Hawkins mystery is entertaining in small doses. Don't overdo it.
I want to enjoy the show, I truly do. The premise is great, but the writing and execution sucks. Here's an idea: Replace the writers. All of them. Then put all the character storylines in the background and present a story that's about a FUCKING NUCLEAR WAR!
I don't care who is cheating on whom.
I don't care that the teenagers are making puppy dog eyes at each other.
I don't care about prodigal sons turned superhero.
And I don't care about saving children on a school bus or in a library fire.
The Hawkins mystery is entertaining in small doses. Don't overdo it.
I want to enjoy the show, I truly do. The premise is great, but the writing and execution sucks. Here's an idea: Replace the writers. All of them. Then put all the character storylines in the background and present a story that's about a FUCKING NUCLEAR WAR!
#44
Originally Posted by nevermind
So not only does Jericho KANSAS have mountains and can see a blast from Denver (where storms only take 2 hours to get there), they also have palm trees. Why didn't they just make it Jericho, California?
And IP addresses like 827.750.304.001 too!
This show blows. Yet I keep watching it.
I hate myself.
And IP addresses like 827.750.304.001 too!
This show blows. Yet I keep watching it.
I hate myself.
That makes two of us.....
#45
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Originally Posted by lotsofdvds
I love that when the power comes back on the first priorities are ATMs, vacuums and email.
All that is obviously to help the viewers (who have never endured a nuclear blast) identify with everyday problems and thus feel closer to the situation. Word has it that a future episode will involve a 25-minute sequence where they all band together to figure out a way to get the toilets to flush properly, hopefuly to handle script pages.
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Originally Posted by CPA-ESQ.
I'm too lazy to walk home and charge up my cell phone, I know - I'll buy one at the little local grocery store. Great, they have a universal charger in the back store room.

I don't think she even paid for it!!
Did my parents call yet? No? Okay.. well.. I guess I'll have another party at my house... I'm sure they'll call tomorrow. What's that you say? Half the country has been nuked? Oh.. Like.. that's really too bad. Do you have anymore of those potato chips?
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From: Muncie, IN [Member formerly known as abrg923]
Originally Posted by 12thmonkey
Missed Marketing Opportunity:
CBS really should have had the Emergency Alert image available as wallpaper/screensaver from their lame-o series site...
CBS really should have had the Emergency Alert image available as wallpaper/screensaver from their lame-o series site...



