Not so fast. Jon Stewart's performance has been leaked online and you'd be surprised how funny and yet touching his long extemporaneous discussion of his vagina was.

I don't even know if those results are legitimate

It's a television program. Many people don't even watch to see who wins, they just watch for the spectacle. It is always one of the highest rated TV programs of the year. It traditionally receives Emmy awards (or at least nominations) in its category, something that sports events don't get. Plus, every other awards show has had a thread here. And the Super Bowl had a thread here, even if it was just for the commercials.

Did you complain about every other awards show thread that was here? You know, you don't have to post here if you don't want to. You can always start a thread in the Movies forum.

And I do think I have seen a thread in the TV forum for movies shown on TV. I'm not saying it's common, but I've seen it happen. I know for sure there was a thread for the first commercial on TV for when King Kong came out. Do you think that should have been moved as well?

If it was in the movies forum, could we then talk about the E! preshow coverage, or would we need a seperate thread in the tv forum to talk about it?

Now that's a good question. Can we get a moderator over here? :sarcasm:

I hope it's ok that we are discussing vaginas in the tv forum and not the mature forum.

Silverman did a bit where she said, "My boyfriend and I went to see Brokeback Mountain and he had to close his eyes during the gay sex scenes. He's not a homophobe, that's just the only way that he can .

I think it has the momentum and will indeed be the winner. Not what I want to win (Munich), but what I am betting on.

Billy Bush is such a tool.

so, where was Scarlett Johansson? I want to fondole those globes.....

So who's keeping track of the "Bush Bashes" tonight?

That was a great opening.

is this the main thread then? (vs. the one in movie?)

*ding* bash #1

I guess that'll be your job grip. ;)

I loved the opening also.

*ding* bash #2 (I think)

*ding* bash #3 (gotta love dead eye dick jokes)

charlize theron's dress has a tumor

Hopefully it ends up online. I'd like to see it again.

I bet it'll end up on YouTube before this show even ends. :lol:

That western montage too.

"Whatever happens, it's between me, and you, and the horse."

That was classic.

(even though I think I've already screwed up the line)

nicole kidman should present all the awards. or just stand there as they're all being presented.

I can't be the only one wondering what would be happening to Stewart right now if The Duke was alive.

I second that HM.....

cLOONEY.....what's with the mood music in the back.....wholly smoke.

I was rooting for Pig Vomit... er. .... Giamatti.