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Old 12-29-05, 04:17 PM
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Where can I find scripts of "The Office" (NBC)?

I'm looking for somewhere on the web where I can find scripts of "The Office" NBC version. Primarily I'd like to search some scripts to find some funny quotes out of it.

Does anyone know? Most particularly looking for the Basketball episode.

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1.5 Basketball

Below are quotes from 1.5 Basketball.
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Jim Halpert: [to Dwight] God, this is so sad, this is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head.

Michael Scott: I know 'grumble grumble', but you would follow me to the ends of the earth grumblin' all the way. Just like that uh dwarf from Lord of the Rings.

Dwight Schrute: Gimli.

Michael Scott: NERD. That is why you're not on the team.

Ryan Howard: I'm getting paid to skip lunch, right?

Michael Scott: This is our warehouse, or as I like to call it, the "whore house." But don't you call it that. I've earned the right.

Ryan Howard: Fine, don't worry about that.

Oscar: [of Mexican descent] I can play, if you need any help.

Michael Scott: I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we ever decide to box.

Michael Scott: ...and I'm sinking a few, swish swish swish- nothing but net! And their jaws just drop to the floor. African Americans!

Michael Scott: Let's put together the starting line-up, shall we? Stanley, of course.

Stanley: I'm sorry?

Michael Scott: Um, what do you play? Center?

Stanley: Why 'of course'? What's that supposed to mean?

Michael Scott: I donno... I don't remember saying that.

Jim Halpert: Uh, I heard it.

Michael Scott: Well people hear a lot of things, man.

Jim Halpert: I'll do it. I'll get the skirt, pigtails, pom poms.

Michael Scott: Yeah, just try not to be too gay on the court!

[Jim raises his eyebrows at the camera]

Michael Scott: I mean that in the 'bad-at-sports' way. I think that goes without saying.
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LOL thanks! That site is pretty good... but i'm specifically looking for the quote when Michael is introducing Ryan to the warehouse guys...

Something like:
Michael: and this is Mister Roger's neighboorhood.... and here is Mister Rogers...
Ryan: Darrell rogers?
Darrell: No, Darrell Fieldman, then it was Regis, then Rieg, then Rogers, then Rog, then mita, then Mita Rogers
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I wanna know where I can find a copy of the script for Threat Level: Midnight.

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