Leno 11/24/05: Lindsay Lohan, Dane Cook

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Well I continue to be bewildered over the fuss about Lindsay Lohan.
Not only do I not think she is all that hot, she actually is kind of weird looking. And she comes off like a total nitwit.

Dane Cook made me laugh a couple times but I was fairly disappointed in general by his routine.
Holiday shopping mall jokes...
Hopefully he is funny on next week's SNL. Leno made some remark to him like, "finally, a comedian hosting the show".
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I disagree with you, I do think she is hot.
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She looks like like crap since she lost all that weight
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Phil L.

Well I continue to be bewildered over the fuss about Lindsay Lohan.
Not only do I not think she is all that hot, she actually is kind of weird looking.
You're mixing two different timeframes. People used to fuss over Lohan, because she used to be kinda hot. It's like looking at Audrey Hepburn circa February of 1993 and saying, "I don't get what all the fuss is about."

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Quote: You're mixing two different timeframes. People used to fuss over Lohan, because she used to be kinda hot. It's like looking at Audrey Hepburn circa February of 1993 and saying, "I don't get what all the fuss is about."

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Lindsay Lohan is dead??
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Dead or not, I'd still hit it. Wait, that came out wrong.
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she does look weird now, and what is up with her acting all retarted. I dont find anything attractive about her now.
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The military guys seemed to be excited to see her.
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Lindsay Lohan shaved her head?
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Did anyone see Lohan on the American Music Awards? She was wearing this loose fitting dress. It was fairly short, and once or twice you could see that she was wearing thigh high stockings. But, I think she was wearing the loose dress to appear bigger. It looked like crap.

But, I'd still hit it too...
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:nopics:
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Quote: The military guys seemed to be excited to see her.
They get exicted at the sight of an 80 yr old in a parka too...

I wouldn't hit it, one punch and it would shatter like ice. I'd rather beat a dog.
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I thought she was really cute in Mean Girls, but she looks freaky now.
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Quote: I disagree with you, I do think she is hot.
I disagree with you, I do not think she is hot.
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I never thought she was hot, and she looks even worse now. Ugh...and I was watching in SD, must have really looked like crap in HD.
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I liked when Dane joked that the only thing guys really want for Christmas is "HEAD!!" (censored for tv of course). One of the horny soldiers in the audience yells out "I'll take some from Lindsay!" or something like that. She tried to act all shocked and embarrassed but was probably thinking "I bet you would soldier boy. I bet you would."

When Jay showed the clip of 12 year old LL it made it obvious how much makeup/fake tanner she now wears to hide all her freckles. And I think she's competing with Nicole Richie and Mary Kate Olsen to see who can look more like Skeletor. I feel bad knocking her though...she seems really nice and down-to-earth...but she is looking a little rough lately. Too bad that Jared Leto has apparently checked her off his "Young Actresses I Need to Bang" list and moved on. She seems really into him in her new album's liner notes.
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I just saw a bit of the Lohan interview. I thought she was looking a bit better than usual. She was brunette instead of blonde (personally I think there should be a law against any natural redhead dying their hair any other color) and seemed a bit less freakishly skinny than I had seen in recent photos.

Seems like a nice girl... but like so many her age, she doesn't think things through. I felt bad for her when after spending all the time at the beginning going on about how great all the branches of the armed forces were (the audience was only filled of people from all the armed forces that night), she then talked about her character in an upcoming film who married men to get them to avoid the draft in Viet Nam. "She married four guys... but it was for a good cause." Of course, that got a negative reaction from the audience and Jay quickly had to change the subject.
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Quote: Seems like a nice girl... but like so many her age, she doesn't think things through. I felt bad for her when after spending all the time at the beginning going on about how great all the branches of the armed forces were (the audience was only filled of people from all the armed forces that night), she then talked about her character in an upcoming film who married men to get them to avoid the draft in Viet Nam. "She married four guys... but it was for a good cause." Of course, that got a negative reaction from the audience and Jay quickly had to change the subject.
First rule of show business...know your audience!
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