so everyone doesnt have to suffer through it, i dedided for the hell of it to make a drinking game which should probably get some of you drunk by the end of the night

drink when
"Diddy" mentions his name or gives shoutouts to other rappers.
when an award winner thanks god
whenever somebody shouts out anything like "Miami, make some noise"
a post on this forum mentions that the director should be fired and or "who likes this crap"
anytime during the preshow when a vj hypes "a big surprise"

if anyone can think of any others, please post them.

oh and here are the schedueled performers
the killers
mariah carey
kayne west
coldplay
50 cent
shakira
kelly clarkson
ludacris
green day

I'll be watching the first 30 minutes or so for Fall Out Boy in the preshow, then I'll probably just get the recap online later. God knows MTV will play this about 45 more times in the next week anyway.

You have to drink a foty everytime someone is shot.

Oh, no wait. This isn't the Vibe Awards. Nevermind.




Anyways... Who likes this crap? <----- I needed a beer.

Not that I expected better but what a lousy list of performers besides Green Day and perhaps Kelly Clarkson. Mariah Carey is too old to deliver one of those hot Brittney 'shocking' performances that I assume she is going to attempt. Lame.

Since I don't drink, there is no way I could watch this show.

I generally tape this. I watch for the performances, not for the self congratulatory bullshit.

Watch the show, you'll be bound to start drinking.

Jessica Simpson's tits are looking juicy as hell tonight

Uh, are you sure it's not the Vibe Awards?
Knight shooting casts a pall over the VMAs

i'm always forget how good green day really is

green day was good, I'm liking the start so far.

and an nasty lindsey lohan hurts it

linds looking better than she has in a while.

I realised last night when I saw some of the video's theat I have not seen most of these videos, in fact I've seen hardly any.

Usher and Gwen Stefani aren't too pleased.

Kanye was a lock after his crybaby antics at the AMA's.

beavis!!!!

good evening ladies...

this is butthead

Gwen did look kind of pissed off even when Linday came on stage.

any predictions on what the "surprise" will be tonight?

does Ciara know how to speak?

I would have thought the surprise would be madonna, but breaking her collarbone did not help that.

that's original with the swearing and shit!

Secret performance: MC Hammer

MC Hammer? What's he there for? Comic relief?

MC hammer!