Rudolph, Fey, Poehler: Hottest SNL Castmates?
 

Something about a hot chick that can make you laugh...
IMO Maya, Tina, and Amy are, by far, the hottest trio of commediennes SNL ever had on at one time. The duo of Victoria Jackson and Jan Hooks wasn't bad but who would be their third? Plus if you throw out Amy; Maya and Tina are still the better looking duo.

Can anyone think of any other trios who could compete with ATM (Amy, Tina, Maya)?

If you think Maya Rudolph and Amy Poehler are hot then you really need to raise your standards. Tina Feye? Well that hair lip scar just does it for me.

Well you're right I guess they're not hot per se, but in the world of SNL they are.

So you're saying that _________ and _________ and ____________ were hotter?

I think all 3 are cute. Not hot, but cute.

I also think Victoria Jackson is a cow.

I'd rank it Fey/Dratch and then Oteri/Shannon and then Hooks/Jackson.

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I think Rudolph, Fey, and Poehler are all hot in their own ways. I aslo dug Nancy Walls when she was on SNL

Well, a trio would be hard to find, just because there's a lot fewer women in comedy then men it seems. As for an individual, I think Nicole Parker on MAD TV is hotter then those three individually.

I think Oteri was by far the hottest. Especially in her little cheer leading uniform.

Dratch? No way.

I think that Fey, Rudolph, and Poehler are good looking chicks as well. Julia Louis-Dreyfuss is a hottie as well, but during her time on the show she didn't look as good as she does now.

It's duo, so you'd have to pair up Dreyfuss/Gross which is just wrong. And what Dratch lacks in pretty, she more than makes up for in boobage.

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It's all about Tina Fey...for some reason, during interviews and movies (Hot Girls) she looks much hotten than on SNL.

Anybody ever see that documentary about Second City, when Tina Fey was fat?

Well said, on both counts. But like I said - when you add in the fact they can make you laugh it makes them hot to me. There is something about a girl who has no shame. For me it's a turn on. But I honestly think I'd kick it to both Fey and Rudolph if they weren't on TV.

Jackson had some days where she was thinner than others. I wouldn't call the cops on her. Hooks always did it for me in a wierd way too.

Someone said Dratch and Shannon (not as a pair) and I think both those girls are pigs. :yack: But that's what makes the world go 'round.

Was't Sarah Silverman on SNL for a while? I'd say she was by far the hottest.

I think this thread could use some Sarah Silverman pics:

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I don't Tina Fey's scar is from a hairlip. Apparently it is from a childhood accident, but she won't say how it happened. But she does have that naughty librarian look to her.

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Sarah Silverman crossed my mind before I even opened the thread!

I actually always thought molly shannon was hot...

That's a good pic of Fey.


Sarah Silverman :drool:

Actually Sarah Silverman was only a "featured" player and even that was for less than 1 season. She is hot but she was never a regular.

Here are the trios through the years:

Jane Curtin :thumbsup: , Laraine Newman :thmbsdwn: , Gilda Radner :thmbsdwn: .

Julia Louis-Dreyfus :thumbsup: , Robin Duke :thmbsdwn: , Mary Gross :thmbsdwn: .

Nora Dunn - eh to :thmbsdwn: , Jan Hooks :thumbsup: , Victoria Jackson - eh.

Ellen Cleghorn :thmbsdwn: , Melanie Hutsell :hscratch: , Julia Sweeney :thmbsdwn: .

Ana Gasteyer :thumbsup: , Cheri Oteri :thumbsup: , Molly Shannon :thmbsdwn: .

Tina Fey :thumbsup: , Amy Poehler :thumbsup: , Maya Rudolph :thumbsup: .

All thumbs are IMHO, of course.

Laraine Newman had that 70's Playboy centerford look or one of those chics that appeared in a John Holmes video.


Not drop dead gorgeous but you wouldn't mind seeing her naked.

Tina Fey looked very hot in that white trash skit as the long-ash cigarette girl in the blonde wig. She's also helped make eyeglasses sexy, maybe she'll turn up someday in "Specs Appeal 12", a continuing series of adult films. Amy Poelher is cute but she really nneds to wash her hair more than once a month. Tina and amy are getting a bit too full of themselves, some more tension between them on the newscast would be better than those endless sit-in bits by Horatio. Maya is ok but only when she's playing a slut like Donatella. I don't care how big Dratch's cans are, I'll never be able to get that that Cialis-defying face of Debbie Downer.

Certain types of eyeglasses on an attractive girl have always been sexy, Tina Fey has just helped some guys finally realize what the rest of us have known all along.

Sarah Silverman - will. be. mine.

Tina Fey, I think, is super sexy nowadays, but was definitely frump girl while she was still working at Second City.

Yeah, I always thought Dratch was cute until they started doing closeups during the Downer skits. Woof!

Fey, Poehler, and Rudolph are hot. I would like to take Amy when she's dressed as Michael Jackson.

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Sorority Girl, Jan Brady, Tori Spelling

Melanie = :down:

I've had a secret crush on Amy Poehler since her UCB days.
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Keep hope alive. If Jimmy Kimmel can get her anybody can.

I'm not a dude, but I always thought Molly Shannon was way hotter than Ana Gasteyer.

Molly Shannon always looked hot in the Goth Talk sketches.

Jan Hooks was always my favorite.

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I think the current trio is the hottest, but unfortunatly the show...and they as an extention...suck SOOO bad and are SOOO unfunny, they should be disqualified from the funny/sexy competition.

IIRC, didn't Pamela Stephenson have quite a nice figure, at least from the sternum up.....?

I think Tina is really attractive, but i don't care for the others mentioned at all.

You are CORRECT, sir! - Melanie Hutsell :yack:
That makes the early '90's by FAR the most brutal eye candy period in SNL history. More like an eye arsenic period.

what about Janeane Garofalo and Beth Cahill?
I really like maya rudolph...

At first i thought Gasteyer was repulsive but something about her grew on me to the point where I wanted to do her. Not hot, but sexy in a wierd way.

Shannon on the other hand had her brief moments, but for the most part was always a pig to me. Her face, her shape, even her expressions, she just rubbed me the wrong way. She had a terrible nose; the kind that looked like it was turned up to the point of pulling her (too thin) lip upward. Her hair was stringy and always looked greasy-dirty. And her skin and shape epitomized the pear-shaped, too-much-beer-not-enough-exercise-or-sunlight skanky college girl look. She strikes me as one of those sorority girls that always tried to talk her sisters out of going with guys, always telling the girls what a dick the guy was, but it was really out of jealousy on her part. But I never really thought about it...

The problem is that in YOUR case, they were right.

I caught an early 90s SNL rerun on E! the other day and Jan Hooks looked pretty hot as Drew Barrymoore during the "America's Most Wanted" child stars sketch. It was during Drew's Poison Ivy "teen slut look" stage.
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Tiny pic, but it was all I could find. Nobody mentioned Julia Sweeney, who played Dana Plato in the skit. Bad memories of It's Pat? I thought she was kinda cute, but being a hetero female maybe I have a skewed perspective.

That sketch was pretty funny, with Michael J. Fox playing Danny Bonaduce and David Spade playing Michael. Chris Farley as Mindy Cohn rotfl And Hartman the solid anchor as usual. God I miss that cast.

I was talking with a guy friend and he said he couldn't think of many really hot female comedians. Famous female standups include Rosie O'Donnell, Paula Poundstone, Elaine Boozer, Roseanne, Wendy Liebman (who i'm a big fan of), etc. Sarah Silverman makes him want to :yack: He says he'd take Jessi Klein (the pale skinny chick on Best Week Ever) over Sarah just b/c he finds her funnier. Not that he could get either.

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Of the current SNL cast I think Maya's probably the most naturally pretty.

If we take "featured" players into account than Silverman and Laura Kightlinger win the Hottest Duo Award - no contest.