Burger King commercial?
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Here are some various images of Brook Burke, with the safe search mode "off".
Mature, of course.
http://images.google.com/images?q=br...f&start=0&sa=N
Mature, of course.
http://images.google.com/images?q=br...f&start=0&sa=N
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Looks like David LaChapelle's work. If he directed it I could excuse Hootie a little bit.
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Burger King commercial?
What is up with that Burger King commercial? (the one with the singing black cowboy) Everytime I see it I think it is a joke, but isn't. Hot women showing and bouncing their cleavage, very nice. I get a whopper every time I see it. It just does not seem like a Burger King commercial to me. Is it just me? Any comments?
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Video:
http://www.students.bucknell.edu/bho...ootie_Long.wmv
Lyrics:
When my belly starts a-rumblin’
And I’m jonesin’ for a treat
I close my eyes for a big surprise
The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The breasts they grow on trees
And streams of bacon ranch dressing
Flow right up to your knees
There’s tumbleweeds of bacon
And cheddar paves the streets
Folks don’t diss you ‘cause you got the juice
There’s a train of ladies comin’ with a nice caboose
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse
The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
No one tells you to behave
Your wildest fantasies come true
Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves
Red onions make you laugh instead
And french fries grow like weeds
You get to veg all day
All the lotto tickets pay
There’s a king who wants you to have it your way
That’s the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
http://www.students.bucknell.edu/bho...ootie_Long.wmv
Lyrics:
When my belly starts a-rumblin’
And I’m jonesin’ for a treat
I close my eyes for a big surprise
The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The breasts they grow on trees
And streams of bacon ranch dressing
Flow right up to your knees
There’s tumbleweeds of bacon
And cheddar paves the streets
Folks don’t diss you ‘cause you got the juice
There’s a train of ladies comin’ with a nice caboose
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse
The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
No one tells you to behave
Your wildest fantasies come true
Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves
Red onions make you laugh instead
And french fries grow like weeds
You get to veg all day
All the lotto tickets pay
There’s a king who wants you to have it your way
That’s the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
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Originally Posted by joels1017
His name is not Hootie, its Darius Rucker....i still dont understand why people today still think he is "Hootie".
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Originally Posted by eisenreich
Video:
http://www.students.bucknell.edu/bho...ootie_Long.wmv
Lyrics:
When my belly starts a-rumblin’
And I’m jonesin’ for a treat
I close my eyes for a big surprise
The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The breasts they grow on trees
And streams of bacon ranch dressing
Flow right up to your knees
There’s tumbleweeds of bacon
And cheddar paves the streets
Folks don’t diss you ‘cause you got the juice
There’s a train of ladies comin’ with a nice caboose
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse
The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
No one tells you to behave
Your wildest fantasies come true
Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves
Red onions make you laugh instead
And french fries grow like weeds
You get to veg all day
All the lotto tickets pay
There’s a king who wants you to have it your way
That’s the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
http://www.students.bucknell.edu/bho...ootie_Long.wmv
Lyrics:
When my belly starts a-rumblin’
And I’m jonesin’ for a treat
I close my eyes for a big surprise
The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The breasts they grow on trees
And streams of bacon ranch dressing
Flow right up to your knees
There’s tumbleweeds of bacon
And cheddar paves the streets
Folks don’t diss you ‘cause you got the juice
There’s a train of ladies comin’ with a nice caboose
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse
The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
No one tells you to behave
Your wildest fantasies come true
Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves
Red onions make you laugh instead
And french fries grow like weeds
You get to veg all day
All the lotto tickets pay
There’s a king who wants you to have it your way
That’s the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
Come and get it!!
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Last edited by Mok; 03-11-05 at 11:35 AM.
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Originally Posted by Mok
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Originally Posted by Mopower
For some reason the original version with the whole song doesn't have the Brooke part at the end. It just shows her swinging. But the edited version has the "Cooome and get it!" ending. I wonder if Brooke knows what most of us are thinking when she says that?
#44
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I have to admit, this commercial is really effective in getting me to remember the name of the sandwich! The tune just won't go out of my head, and the commercial is so random that it draws your attention the first time you see it. Now I may never go to burgerking to get one, but I'll remember it for a while...
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Originally Posted by joels1017
His name is not Hootie, its Darius Rucker....i still dont understand why people today still think he is "Hootie".
I think it's a good commercial. Certainly better than that disturbing homoerotic-giant-burger-king-head-guy-in-bed thing.
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Am I buggin' or is that Jenna Jameson picking breasts from a tree?
Think of the name of this product: Tender Crisp (?????) Bacon Cheddar Ranch. I'm sorry that doesn't sound like a food to me. Nothing I'd wanna eat anyway. On the other hand I'd much like to eat Brooke Burke... And don't worry; you'll always be Hootie to me.
Think of the name of this product: Tender Crisp (?????) Bacon Cheddar Ranch. I'm sorry that doesn't sound like a food to me. Nothing I'd wanna eat anyway. On the other hand I'd much like to eat Brooke Burke... And don't worry; you'll always be Hootie to me.
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Man, these Burger King commercials with the King are slowly catching on with me...
at first I thought it was needlessly creepy... especially with the King in the bed.
Then hooty's commercial had that random drug-induced dream state. This one was the only King commercial that doesn't involve breakfast (I think the Office parodies are usually the non-breakfast food ads)
The one with the King at the window ends with the paper being thrown at his head, and him going "what's up" to the paper boy, which I thought was hilarious.
Then this latest one: The guy opens the door and sees the king across the lawn. Then he looks inside to see if his wife is there, and when he turns around, the King is right in front of him, giving him some heart-stopping breakfast sandwich. In the end, they end up playing/wrestling on the floor as the wife looks on, and police sirens come on in the background?
I'm still not going to kill myself eating one of those breakfast sandwiches, but man, I'm starting to like them almost as much as I hate the new Mcdonalds commercials. "I'm lovin' it" indeed...
at first I thought it was needlessly creepy... especially with the King in the bed.
Then hooty's commercial had that random drug-induced dream state. This one was the only King commercial that doesn't involve breakfast (I think the Office parodies are usually the non-breakfast food ads)
The one with the King at the window ends with the paper being thrown at his head, and him going "what's up" to the paper boy, which I thought was hilarious.
Then this latest one: The guy opens the door and sees the king across the lawn. Then he looks inside to see if his wife is there, and when he turns around, the King is right in front of him, giving him some heart-stopping breakfast sandwich. In the end, they end up playing/wrestling on the floor as the wife looks on, and police sirens come on in the background?
I'm still not going to kill myself eating one of those breakfast sandwiches, but man, I'm starting to like them almost as much as I hate the new Mcdonalds commercials. "I'm lovin' it" indeed...
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The mask for that costume is just plain creepy.
The one with the Burger King outside the window, I noticed that all the little creatures (birds squirels etc...) are gathering around the King and climibing on his arms and shoulders.
The one with the Burger King outside the window, I noticed that all the little creatures (birds squirels etc...) are gathering around the King and climibing on his arms and shoulders.