"He's half deaf. It was a stupid, stupid hire. No, not higher! Eye level! Eye level!"

"To the nuts! No, the bridgements!"

"Ready for a nap, baldy?"

"I'm going to my spin class."
"But I thought you had vertigo?"

"My dad said to tell you 'Thanks for the romantic getaway.' Don't tell me what that means. He just left dressed all westerny. Don't tell me about that, either."

George Michael's reaction after "Your grandmother just had a little accident" was hysterical.

Best episode of the season, as far as quotability. And I like Martin Short.

Somehow someway they have to show everybody doing their own little variation of the chicken dance. That was arguably the best moment of the season for me. Just imagine what Buster's would look like.

The dual chicken dances were hilarious.

Someone has to have an animated GIF of this.....please.

I loved Tobias slipping on the margareta and asking if Michael's mother was over.





BITCH!
She dosn't live next door when you leave your house.

That may be the greatest animated GIF ever.

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I've watched that scene about 20 times since it aired and it is still hilarious

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A million thanks for that, Jack. :up:

Even the members of Gobias agreed on that one.

Thanks Jack.:thumbsup:

I could kiss you between your cheeks.

Hey, Guy!

martin short equals blech!...otherwise ..liked the ep. dual chicken dance was hilarious.

Great work Jack. Is there any way we could hear the "ca-CAW!" to go with it? Just kidding... The "what the hell is that supposed to be" noise he was making was just about as funny as the dance.

The offsetting bird dances are gone!

Great episode. I was hoping Tobias would say "So who wants to go to the hospital?" at the end.

I thought it was a messed up version of Jack La Lanne who is like 90 now.

Quite a cast of special guests with Minelli, Begley and Short in one episode. I hope that Short's stint is done though.

Tobias just sucks in my opinion. The jokes are fine when they are peppered throughout the show, but there was too high a concentration of stuff being said by him. It just started to annoy me after a while - is he really THAT clueless.

More George Sr. please - I died when they showed him wedged under the furnace after trying to catch the sour ball that had rolled out of his pocket. "Help! Michael?! Hooooooooooooowlllllllllllllllllllllll!"

That too. I was referring to the muscleman who carried him around.

the conversation between Michael and Maebe was great, too. ending with "I Just screwed my Brother-in-law"

Bring them back!

On an unrelated note, on Conan last week, Justin Bateman mentioned the possibility of brining Justine on the show, but said something about trying to find a different way to do it, so it would still surprise people. I'm hoping that she plays a cousin (maybe from Lucille's side) that Michael once had a crush on. It would be funny to see a mirror of the George Michael/Maebe storyline.

Where's the bird dances?!

Yea can someone please post the chicken dance again?

Is that Jason and Justine's younger brother? ;)

Damn, I was thinking about the bit on SNL where Amy Poehler said "I'm afraid I'm going to call you Justine" and it bled into my typing.