Episode 814: Woodland Critter Christmas





Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior.

Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a very different Lord.

By the way this is the last episode of season 8, but season 9 starts in march.

This is the last episode? What happened to the episode featuring the return of Lemmiwinks??? That episode was scheduled to air in April, then with less than a week before it aired, it was pulled and promised for the second half of the season.

I know Paris Hilton facing the same journey as Lemmiwinks doesn't exactly count as his long awaited return, so we missed an episode.

it was an april fools joke

It was? I was under the impression that it was real. The guy that posts on here and works on the show even said something about it airing during the second half if memory serves. I guess I'm just eight months late on the joke then.

And I could have sworn the episode was due for mid-late April and not the first week of April. Maybe it was just a delayed joke. Hoax episode or not, Lemmiwinks will eventually pop up someday...

They did it once before with the Cartman's Father Pt. 2 episode and instead aired a show devoted to Terrance & Phillip. Nothing new here, Parker and Stone like to have fun with their audience. And, it was April.
And there was a Lemmiwinks reference in the Paris Hilton episode, so that's probably all the Lemmiwinks you're gonna get.

Not only did Trey and Matt serve you, but now you're just rubbing it in your own face.

so far so good.. creature names are great

Blood Orgy!! Man this tops the Paris Hilton episode.

the boy in the poof ball hat

"and we're movin on up.. to the east side"

teaching the mountain lion cubs how to peform abortions?!?

holy shit

this beats the hell out of the xmas poo for annual xmas show

there's santa... let's eat his flesh

i love

easily the best episode of the season. The ending line was classic

Eh, I didn't think it was all that great. I was just sitting there thinking, "this is screwed up." I did laugh when it was revealed where the story was coming from, though.

This in no way beats the first Mr. Hanky episode, IMO. Or the Paris Hilton episode, for that matter.

I about lost it when that deer said "Blood orgy!"

Funny shit

Wow that was really awesome, especially the end. I wasn't expecting this to be so funny. Heh, good stuff.

Five minutes in and I thought this was going to be one of the lamest South Parks ever, then the blood orgy.

So many great moments; Santa shooting the animals, the lions learning to perform abortions, the lions performing an abortion on Kyle, and the last line about Kyle dying of AIDS 2 days later were all great.

that was the best part. but come in a close second was the lions doing the abortion on kyle

Hail Satan

Wow this looked like it was going to suck ass, but turned out to be fucking hilarious. Better than all Mr Hankey episodes, but not as good as Red Sleigh Down.

oh man, it just came on here like 10 minutes ago. Blood Orgy just had me rolling. Good stuff so far.

This was probably my favorite episode. Utterly crazy. Santa going postal on the critters was hillarious. And the squirrel fucking the deer in the ear? Classic.

Good grief that was incredible. Matt and Trey must have been in some nasty eggnog for that one. That whole abortion clinic sequence had my jaw on the floor.

Absolutely classic! Anyone that says that SP has lost it needs to watch this episode. I was laughing the whole way through, and almost hyperventilated at the last line. Much much better than the Canadian Christmas episode from last year. Only the Mr. Hanky musical Christmas special tops this one.

"Man-Boy, why did you kill our mommy?"

I thought it was OK. I think it would have been better if it was Butters instead of Stan.

The very last line had me though.