Surreal Life 3 (ongoing)
 

I think this year will top last years.

Here's my take on the bunch:

Flava Flav = gonna cause a lot of trouble
Jordon = A little too weird right now
Dave = The Eric Estrada of last year - laid back and trying to keep the peace.
Charo = Man she looks good for being in her 60's!
Brigitte = Is a little scary. She and Flava should be very happy together!
Ryan = Wow is she HOT or what. I never saw American Idol. I can't wait to see her in her bathing suit in the next few episodes.

All in all, a lot of laughs so far and really enjoyable.

Chris

I've been looking forward to this, it's starts in 20 minutes here on the west coast.

Ooops, I already saw it on Directv!

Chris

I wonder what Chuck D thinks about Flava shining for the man?

holy crap! ryan star is perfection. ive been in love since american idol.

Indeed. Ryan Star is the only good looking person in the house. I'm gonna have to whoop out my VHS tapes and start taping this show.

Funny stuff. Looks like we'll see some messed up jungle loving in episode 2.

Jordan Knight is a god damn female. He's worse than that Cory guy from last season.

i caught this last night as i was flipping through the channels

I've never seen any of the other previous seasons of this show, but i thought i'd give it a chance


I thought it was pretty interesting. I couldn't believe how much of a baby Jordan Knight was...he needs a reality check and a good kick in the a$$

I thought the celebs for the first two seasons were more interesting, but even so it was a bizarre thing to behold.

And that's good.

I thought it wouldn't work but it does. Looks like a third excellent season for a really underrated show.

I like when Dave said that Jordan might want his own room because he's a "sleep-farter" :lol:

I wonder if anyone will ask Dave if Alanis Morrissette really wrote "You Oughta Know" about him. I doubt he would admit it, or that anyone in the house even knows the rumor, but it's one of those funny/strange things I've always wondered about.

I never realized how talented a guitar player Charo was. I just knew her from Hollywood Squares in the 80s.

Flava Flav reminds me of Ozzy Osbourne for some reason. He might be off drugs, but because he's probably done everything known to man in the past it's permanently left him with a few screws loose. There's something endearing about him, like when he was trying to get Brigitte to get up and eat dinner, that makes me like him even more. I'd need some high-powered earmuffs to share a room with him, though. Damn can he snore for a little man! :D

Cory was season 1. I did not kinow this was on last night. I have it set to record on Tivo tonight.

Could Ryan Starr be any more of a prude? My 3-year-old is more street smart than her!

But she's HOT!

Chris

Are you complaining that she's not turning into a whore as fast as Linsay Lohan?

lol...... the episode was great....


Charro screaming about the dancers was priceless...


And look at Jordan knight..... what a baby.... for a loser i cant believe he still has a manager.....

So I've been trying to figure this out? What is Charo famous for? She seems really cool.

Brigitte and Flava Flav must be on the same drug.

And I must have missed it, where did the dog come from?

Charo is the coochie coochie girl, who was very famous in the 70's and I guess she is a great flamenco guitar player. And she's been on The Love Boat more than any guest star (41x ?)

The dog is the house dog, guaranteed to create many laughs!

Chris

charo is funny as hell. i cracked up when she said "brigitte must think this is Surreal Porno" and when she said ryan didnt want to sleep with brigitte cuz shes a crazy bitch. :lol:

Highly enjoyable as always. My one complaint about TSW is that it should be a 30 minute show - it has trouble sustaining momentum over an entire hour, and splitting them up would make each season last longer.

Season 1 was 30 minutes long, and I felt that wasn't enough. I prefer the hour-long show.

She's getting on my nerves already. Even more so further in the season

Me too!

Chris

The show always starts with an hour long premiere and then switches to 1/2 hour episodes, I believe. Last season they felt very rushed at 1/2 hour.

i dont care..... its so awesome....

freaking flava flav looks like an Uruki from Lord of the Rings

I never knew that Flava Flav's gold teeth were false. I thought that his whole mouth was permanently full of gold.

Chris

Great show. I've the previous seasons. This one looks great too.

I love Charo, but I think I need to turn on closed captions so I can understand everything. BTW, she was on the Tonight show a lot back in the day too.

Flav and Brigitte are whacked. Should be fun. I can see Flav gettin ghetto on her.

I think Cool-Yeah is jealous the twins are billionares and he probably used to baby sit them.

Jordan? He rolls up in a limo?! Alright his stacking the boxes up behind the curtain was classic. I had to TiVo that a couple of times when she went down. That was tremendous. He has a 2nd album coming out? Didn't know he had a first. Good luck buddy.

Never watched Idol, and I don't like this girl already. Sure, she's fun to look at, but the 'I don't like that stripper stuff' is so lame. She looked really upset when she was touching the man flesh.

Brigitte Neilson makes me shudder.

She's a man, baby!

This show is so funny.

Jordan is an anal, whiny baby. Why sign up for such a show if you're going to act like such an arse. It's like a vacation, no one really wants to share the room, but you relax and get over it (and I never got paid to go on vacation).

I'm warming up to Flava ("Flava Flav!"). The drugs have certainly made a lasting impression in his brain, but he seems to want to enjoy the Surreal experience. He was really concerned about Brigette....

who is crazy. When she was dancing with the strippers, oh my!

Charo is basically a media gadfly (we know all about those, I Love the 70's, 80's, 90's). She seems to be really cool. I like her sense of humor.

As well as Dave, and what's up with Jordan commenting on the hotness of the Olsen twins. C'mon they grew up with him, they're like family, you're not trying to hear about how hot your little sister is, please.

This is the little show that could.

i know...... his comment was not called for at all...

Not to mention..... Bridgette dancing with the strippers was crazy....... she is insane and ugly as hell...her a$$ looks like an ironing board....

My gosh....

Not to mention how hot the AI girl is.... wow.... and even charro is pretty nice for her age...

But man she made me laugh when the strippers came out...

And Flava Flavwashington would be a great actor

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That's Flavzel Washington! For real sur-reeal! Don't believe the hype! PE is in full effect, aiight?

I am watching this right now. Looks like the first episode. As they are picking rooms.

If I were in there and Joey or whatever the hell that boy group guys name is wouldn't let her have that room, I would have called him out as a little ***** bitch. Won't even let the fine Ryan have the room.

What a puss.

Episode 2
 

I just don't know what to say. So bizarre... so bizarre... hold me mommy... (rocks furiously in the corner)

Flav using "his teeth" on Brigitte was really disturbing.

Jordan Knight is a sad man. Fishing for compliments from that horse-faced girl was pretty low.

Still funny, but this cast doesn't seem as top-to-bottom crazy as previous years.

Give it time, next week's episode with the kids in the band, looks hilarious!

Chris

Ryan Starr is on this show? I should check it out. She had a smokin' bod on AI.

And she was in a bikini this week. :)

No, c'mon. This is the craziest wacked-out group yet. The most "normal" person is Dave.

The first season Emmanuel Lewis and Hammer were pretty cool. Eric Estrada was a nice guy.

No, this season is the craziest.

I was fantasizing between her and her girlfriend that showed up! :drool:

Chris

This season is simply AWFUL so far. I'm not even sure I'm going to give this another look after the 2nd episode. And I enjoyed the first two seasons.

(Flavzel Washington) <b> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!</b> (Flava Flav)

Operation "Aint nothing we can do about it" is in effect. I love that guy :)

Ryan looks good but is irritating, so is Justin...i meant Howie...no wait Nick... o yea Jordan. If I was there Id sing is solo single "Give it to you" to piss him off.