Go Back  DVD Talk Forum > Entertainment Discussions > TV Talk
Reload this Page >

Ok, so now why again is John Melendez on Leno?

Community
Search
TV Talk Talk about Shows on TV

Ok, so now why again is John Melendez on Leno?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 08-03-04, 03:04 PM
  #1  
DVD Talk Hall of Fame
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Exit 151
Posts: 9,048
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Ok, so now why again is John Melendez on Leno?

He almost never does anything a trained chimp couldn't. And when he does do something, he essentially comes off as a buffoonish retard.

So what again was supposed to be the reason Melendez got that job? I missed the beginning of that story.
Was it that the Tonight Show producers were afraid that Leno wasn't appealing to a young enough demographic and that what the show really needed was this idiot?!?

Shirley that can't be it.
Old 08-03-04, 03:06 PM
  #2  
DVD Talk God
 
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Directionally Challenged (for DirecTV)
Posts: 130,288
Received 617 Likes on 496 Posts
Has Leno ever had an original idea since he took over for Carson?
Old 08-03-04, 03:10 PM
  #3  
DVD Talk Hall of Fame
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Seattle
Posts: 8,978
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Re: Ok, so now why again is John Melendez on Leno?

Originally posted by Phil L.

Was it that the Tonight Show producers were afraid that Leno wasn't appealing to a young enough demographic and that what the show really needed was this idiot?!?
Is this a rhetorical question? I think that pretty much summed it up. "We'll get all the Stern fans!"
Old 08-03-04, 03:21 PM
  #4  
DVD Talk Special Edition
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Arlington, Tx
Posts: 1,850
Likes: 0
Received 10 Likes on 5 Posts
Re: Ok, so now why again is John Melendez on Leno?

Originally posted by Phil L.
He almost never does anything a trained chimp couldn't. And when he does do something, he essentially comes off as a buffoonish retard.
Leno or Melendez? It seems to apply to either.
Old 08-03-04, 04:13 PM
  #5  
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: San Diego
Posts: 868
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
The other morning on Stern, they had some comedian in saying that John looks like he's had the soul sucked out of him and that he looked dead inside.

I don't watch Leno very often but watching John do anything on that show is just painful and I used to love John on Stern.
Old 08-03-04, 05:06 PM
  #6  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Charlie Goose's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Sesame Street (the apt. next to Bob's)
Posts: 20,195
Likes: 0
Received 6 Likes on 6 Posts
I only watch Leno for a few minutes on Mondays for the Headlines, so I haven't seen what they've done to John. What kind of bits has he done? Anything similar to what he was doing on Stern, or is that a silly question?
Old 08-03-04, 05:07 PM
  #7  
DVD Talk Special Edition
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 1,246
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Melendez is a horrible announcer for the show.
Old 08-03-04, 05:56 PM
  #8  
Guest
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 754
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
The things was that Stuttering John on the Stern show wasn't particularly funny or talented. He just did his job and got "in trouble" enough with other staff memebers to be entertaining.
Old 08-03-04, 06:23 PM
  #9  
DVD Talk Hall of Fame
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Arizona
Posts: 8,020
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
To be fair it's not like Edd Hall was ever the life of the Tonight Show party either.
Old 08-03-04, 06:30 PM
  #10  
DVD Talk Hall of Fame
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Seattle
Posts: 8,978
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
They all can't be Alan Kalter or Joel Godard

But Edd Hall at least had an announcer voice.
Old 08-03-04, 07:17 PM
  #11  
DVD Talk Special Edition
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: New York City
Posts: 1,182
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
I don't think Melendez is funny and he basically doesn't bring anything new to the show.
Old 08-03-04, 07:19 PM
  #12  
DVD Talk Hall of Fame
 
dolphinboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: AZ
Posts: 8,056
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally posted by Roto
They all can't be Alan Kalter or Joel Godard
[img]
Big Red is the man!
Old 08-03-04, 11:37 PM
  #13  
DVD Talk Special Edition
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The War Room
Posts: 1,442
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally posted by Verbal Gorilla
The things was that Stuttering John on the Stern show wasn't particularly funny or talented.
Exactly. He was like the one kid who'll eat snot or glue on a dare.
Old 08-04-04, 06:08 AM
  #14  
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 960
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
The funny thing about Stuttering John on Stern was him throwing people under the bus with embarassing stories, and Fred impersonating him.
Old 08-04-04, 06:37 AM
  #15  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Chew's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 1999
Location: South of Titletown
Posts: 18,628
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
One things for sure, John does a lot more on the show than Edd did. You could go a couple months between Edd sightings.
Old 08-05-04, 01:52 AM
  #16  
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Posts: 853
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Why exactly did Edd Hall leave?
Old 08-05-04, 04:02 AM
  #17  
DVD Talk Legend & 2019 TOTY Winner
 
Bacon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: the 870
Posts: 22,792
Received 160 Likes on 122 Posts
Originally posted by Red Dog
Has Leno ever had an original idea since he took over for Carson?
no, only the headlines are funny, then again thos really aren't his doing.
Old 08-05-04, 12:21 PM
  #18  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Formerly known as Groucho AND Bandoman/Death Moans, Iowa
Posts: 18,295
Received 372 Likes on 266 Posts
Originally posted by Shamu
Why exactly did Edd Hall leave?
He wanted to act or something.
Old 08-05-04, 08:13 PM
  #19  
DVD Talk Ultimate Edition
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: looking for mangos in the jungle
Posts: 4,064
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
John may be working with the writers to develop material too. There are lots of people working behind the scenes.
Old 08-06-04, 05:03 PM
  #20  
Guest
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 754
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally posted by WallyOPD
To be fair it's not like Edd Hall was ever the life of the Tonight Show party either.
Well, yeah, but Edd Hall was actually an announcer! He had a voice. And they are bring John in to make him an active part of the show and have him do...whatever it is that he does.
Old 08-07-04, 09:16 AM
  #21  
DVD Talk Hall of Fame
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Exit 151
Posts: 9,048
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally posted by Verbal Gorilla
Well, yeah, but Edd Hall was actually an announcer! He had a voice. And they are bring John in to make him an active part of the show and have him do...whatever it is that he does.
Which lately has been nothing. Not to say that's a bad thing, because the bits I have seen John in have just been awful.

You ever see one of those captured soldier videos where they are forced on camera to denounce their country? That's what watching John reminds me of. He looks terrified, like he is being forced to perform in the bit.

Clearly this whole John Melendez experiment was a complete failure. They should cut their losses sooner rather then later and replace him. (with just about anybody)

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service -

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.