Ashlee Simpson
 

Why do I watch this trash?

1) She's not as good looking as Jessica
2) She's about as dumb as Jess
3) Spoiled as hell (evident by the "don't know how to use a broom" incident w/ her mom)
4) Cusses all the time, I thought they came from a strong Christian background
5) Whines like it's going out of style

I agree. Total trash. I avoid the show like the plague. Why there is even a show about her is beyond me. I doubt the show will make it another season. Jessica and Nick are annoying too.

The show is a waste of time, but I'd still hit it!

Um...hello. This is a scripted "comedy" parading as a reality show.

Anybody can see that.

I can just see it now:

Control room: Ashlee act stupid.
Ashlee: I don't have to act.
Control room: Just act like you don't know how to sweep. We need some kind of ratings.
Ashlee: Fine. "Hmm. What is this?"
Mom: It's a broom honey. This is how you use it.
Ashlee: Oh.


No one is that stupid. Having cameras in your face and wanting people to know who you are will make you do or say anything.

I don't watch the show but she is defintley hotter than jessica. This girl is just sooooooooooo cute. But I do get the impression shes a whore.

yall should check out her pictures from blender. she looks pretty damn hot and has some tig ol bitties.

There's only 1 chance she'll get a 2nd season... her 2nd leg of hormone kicks and and she suddenly gets boobies bigger than Jessica's.

BTW, she ain't hotter than Jessica, just cute er.

I think her parents were more focused on Jessica. She had the strong Christian upbringing. Ashlee seems more "rebel" type. Also, what is wrong with being spoiled? I've never used one of those mop things before. Although I am sure I could figure it out, she was probably just playing it up.

Rebel?
Are you kidding?
Some marketing director told her that she would stand a greater chance of getting her own show if she adopted a persona OPPOSITE that of her sister. She's about as much a rebel as Averil Levine

This chick is a loser.

I can't believe anybody thinks she is even in the same league (looks wise) as her sister.

6) She can't sing as well as Jessica.

Not that Jessica is the best singer ever, but at least she can belt out a song without constant studio tinkering. Hearing Ashlee try to record in the studio was painful to the ears.

7) Her name is spelled 'Ashlee'

I have a pet peeve for parents naming their kids with stupid spellings of existing names. It's not original, it's idiotic. And the idiocy will reflect upon your child, and I will thus assume he or she is an idiot as well.

On Television Without Pity they call her "Asslee" when discussing her "performances" on 7th Heaven. Not a terribly subtle or clever name, but it makes me smile.

Yeah, that's called airbrushing. There is no way in hell she has big ol titties.

check out: http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com
to see her before and after pics.... eeeeeeeeee

This show sucks.... i would love to see Jessica Simpson more though....


She should stop singing and just start webcaming..... LOL

Plus I think she's somehow getting progressively less attractive.

http://www.hairboutique.com/tips/7TH...Ashlee250H.jpg
Kinda had that cute girl-next-door thing going.

http://www.true-stars.com/gallery/da...le_ashlee3.jpg
Does she want to be Paris Hilton? (linked due to size)

http://www.true-stars.com/gallery/da...le_ashlee4.jpg
Or Hillary Duff? (linked due to size)

http://www.mcarecords.com/MCAImageUp...01310-Full.jpg
Now she's some sort of hybrid of Christina Aguilera and Joan Jett... or is it Courtney Love and Alice Cooper?

I was trying to figure out who the **** she was, and why did she have her own show and recording contract. Because while she is attractive, what I heard of her singing was horrible. The I was reading the new blender on the can and saw that she was Jessica's sister, and it all made sense.

some of her comments on the "show" are funny as hell.
like how she was complaining that she gave up becoming a great actress and doing movies in order to do the record.
woooooooow, you're on 7th Heaven sometimes.

I'd give her the shocker.

LOL, moving to the mature forum.

Just got the mag today...and I was quite impressed! :drool: :D

i cant believe this NO BODY got her own show. there are 10000 girls better lookng that mtv could have made a show about.

She's scheduled to sing on Letterman next Friday in case any of you are interested.

i think she's cute and her crooked nose thingy is kinda interesting.

i don't know about scripted, but it is funny how clueless she is

nobody tops Jessica Simpson though, that show is pure gold, i love when Nick Lachey just shakes his head like he's thinking "is all this money worth the embarassment"

better than the so-called reality shows on the network tv

Dammit, I'm still waiting for somebody to post the Blender photos that were talked about earlier in this thread. :(

I think shes much more attractive than her sister. I guess thats just me.