SNL 05-08 Snoop Dog and 18 year old fugly Avil Lavige
 

SNL 05-08 Snoop Dog and 18 year old fugly Avil Lavige

opening = :yack:

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fugly?

Who is Avil Lavige?

one kiss would have been ok, but they were really going at it. and the part where he basically licked rummy's cheek was nasty
I agree with snoop on one thing. I too never want to hear a white person say nizzle

Argh, wasn't this stupid "Show Biz Grande Explosion" bad enough the first time they did it? The opening was just bad, the humor of the monologue was lost on me, and then "I'm just keeeding". Now a rapper who's punch-line is that he's in a wheel-chair? ........ Still 10 minutes of Mad-TV left, at least.

but its ok for black people?
i assume your black?
what about white people like eminem

I think it's stupid for black people too, but getting whites to stop is a start
I'm very white, pale at times and burn easily if I go to the beach

this hospital skit is one that should never get redone. I can handle the I'm just keeding one, but this is crap

I think I am going to have to disagree with everyone, with the exception of the musical guest, this episode has been great!

My favorite was the Friends Sketch with Snoop :lol:.

snoop seems to do less cue card reading than the "professional" actors that normally host
cue card reading is my big pet peeve with this show. most of the hosts are horrible about it

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Do you even know what fugly means? She is definately not fat. Ugly? I don't think so.

I always thought fugly could mean 'fat and ugly' or '****in' ugly!"

I always thought fugly meant freaky and ugly, and during part of her performance she definitely looked freaky and a bit ugly

Eminem never uses the n word.

This was the first SNL that I watched in a long time. Wow has this show gotten lame. I want to rip my arms out of my sockets everytime Jimmy Fallon shows up with a guitar. I liked that Snoop didn't look like he was obviously reading from a cue card.

I guess this means that there is no 'definitive' definition. But they all pretty much mean the same thing: A larger scale version of the ugly syndrome.

Snoop's not a bad host in my opinion. He's no worse a cue card reader than DeNiro was when he hosted (damn was he obvious) and he seems to be trying to get into the skits more than I thought he would. The Friends bit (Snoop with "The Rachel" hairdo :D) and the rap battle were the best so far. Hope it didn't offend any people in wheelchairs.

Weekend Update was pretty funny as usual, especially the Clinton appearance. And Jimmy Fallon as a Vedder wannabe and a prissy Wham fan was hilarious. I actually liked his song parodies in the past and had been hoping he'd do a new one. I didn't think it was an overdone bit. I'd rather see it than another skit with the stoner college guys or the mexican talk show. The Usher parody wasn't all that great though. I like it better when he just uses the guitar. I used to think he was just copying Sandler, but Jimmy's parodies are actually pretty funny and clever.

Looks like they ran out of ideas for these last sketches :rolleyes: Nice plug for the film, Snoop. I'm still not seeing the piece of shizzle.

Did you see him during the Friends skit? It was HORRIBLE.

Avril was terrible.
Television watching people was funny.
Aileen was funny too.
WU was solid as usual, and I liked the Fallon montage.

Everything else was pretty weak. Snoop has a good personality and was a decent host (even if he's a reader), but the writing was so mediocre that most of it was wasted.

das

When they were doing the "High Times" parody with the "You Got Into the Polar Bear Cage - Now What?" cracked me up.

Nope. Not good at all. Snoop Dogg was a terrible host, a flat monotone delivery and never took his eyes off of the cue card. One of the worst episodes of the year. You can tell how much a host sucks by how many times he plays himself throughout the night. The number was five for Snoop.

Rumsfeld resigns
And George Bush wants him back, Ross/Rachel style from the finale of “Friends” . Funny, and Hammond (Rumsfeld) and Forte (GWB) had the pop of the night with a big kiss that even shook Hammond up for a second.

Monologue
Bizarre, as Snoop comes out with the SNL females chanting. He then goes into a diatribe about the usage of “-izzle”. Haha, white people are SO lame! :rolleyes:

Mom Jeans ad
The perfect jeans for the round ass of a mother. These pretaped ads are very well done.

Fericito
Ay, dios mio! Me gusto Fericito! He interviews….Snoop Dogg, who seems to be half-asleep. “Up next is Keifer Sutherland from Veinte Y Cuatro!”

Rap Battle
Snoop wins a rap battle due to the fact that he raps about being in a wheelchair. Then, out comes the Fat Albert Nitwit in his own wheelchair, and Snoop ends the scene and starts a real rap. Do the SNL writers wear ski masks when they pick up their paychecks?

Movie Studio
Rachel Dratch’s old movie mogul character returns as Snoop pitches a booty movie. Not bad, Dratch was very good.

ABC
Promos for upcoming ABC makeover shows. About what you’d expect. Quick laugh with two women exchanging noses with bloody hands. Went about five promos too long.

Snoop party
Snoop depressed at a party because he misses “Friends”. This was Snoop’s best performance of the night, which isn’t saying much.

Weekend Update
Another visit by Hammond as Clinton, which is slow death. No funny jokes here at all this week.

Appalachian ER
Backwoods folk in the hospital for a variety of reasons. At least the third time this bit has been done this season.

TV Funhouse
Potheads choose what they would like to see; a dog walking people, a balloon animal twisting people, you get the picture.

Angel Dust Magazine
A quick bit, the title is self-explanatory.

Mother’s Day greeting
Snoop reads a poem to his mother. Terrible.

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen next week for the finale. The whole season is over already?

Yeah, a couple of those article ideas were pretty funny.

das

can't believe they didn't have Amy do her Avil impersonation

Do you guys really have high hopes/expectations for SNL? It hasn't been good in years.

The only thing that saves Applachian ER each time is Chris Parnell's hillbilly with stuff up his butt... this time it was Stretch Armstrong...

"Everytime I try to pull it out, it snaps back up a further than before..." rotfl

When there is a host who is willing to give his all (say Ben Affleck), then I'm expecting a decent SNL.

When not, then no.

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The defense rest it's case and the jury take little time to decide that yes.. she is Fugly.

Does an 8 year old write the world for Avril's songs? "O,O,O" "I'm sitting on my bed, yeah thats what I said".

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the definition of 'fugly' i was using was ****ing ugly

I was laughing so hard during that rap battle skit. Just the way Snoop deadpanned "i'm in a wheelchair...a wheelchair..." and didn't even try to rhyme. And the second one about not being able to go to his mom's funeral because they didn't have a ramp. I was wiping away the tears.

Too bad they didn't know how to end the skit.

I only have a few brief random comments:

I'm not too familiar with this girl's music, and I only heard one song (The Oh, oh song mentioned above) but were three guitars really necessary there? Didn't even really sound like they needed two.

Appalachian ER - I don't get it.

Seth Meyers is one odd looking bastard.

That girl stoner was cute, needs to work on her fake laugh though. Actually all of them do, that was the worst fake hysterical laughter I've ever heard.

I agree. I have missed one or two shows, but really thought this was by far the worse I have seen all year.

The opening skit was pretty funny, but thought they rushed thru it a little. Heck if your going to do it, show them in the taxi for a few seconds anyway. Or perhaps a quick shot at the airport.

Not sure what to expect from the Olsen Twins (yea, yea, I know). I hope they make a little fun of themselves, but not the entire show. Should be interesting anyway. A great skit might be with just ONE of them. And that one totally lost and can't talk or anything without the other one.

and that is the true meaning of Fugly if you ask me.

That would be funny. I also mentioned in a previous SNL thread that Amy Poehler should play the embittered & forgotten part of the Olsen Triplets. There's a lot of potential material to be mined.

After 19 episodes this season, I rate SNL at 9-9, with the Ben Affleck show pending until I've seen the whole thing. That means the pressure is on the Olsens to guarantee at least a .500 season!

The rap battle was hilarious until the lame ending. I liked the Booty Hotel, half of the Appalacian skit, and the Friends bit (especially the umbrellas party). Weekend Update was pretty crappy overall.

Interesting... I always used it as fat & ugly. Oh well, it must be a midwest thing.

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[senfeld voice] She's a two face. [/seinfeld voice]

my eyes

she looks like she's 30 without makeup

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She's what we in Vegas like to call a "double bagger."

So no "Snoop Dogg and Girls Gone Wild" skit?

I'm in the midwest and it's always been ****ing ugly to me.

that wheelchair battle was easily one of the top 3 skits this year!

i was DYING from laughter!!!!!!!