Anyone knows what goes on in the theater while the broadcast's away at commercial?

Bathroom breaks?

bathroom breaks?

commericals commericals and more commericals

orgies?

Just flipped over to watch The Phantom Menace and the audio is out of sync, so it looks like a dubbed movie.

btw, where did the "oprah, uma, uma, oprah" thing come from. i cant remember

Why don't they just run the Oscars w/o the advertisements? That would definitely shorten the telecast.

letterman

The infomous letterman hosting.. wow that was a bad thing.

to Tim Robbins...great speech too - proving once again that the reputation of him being a liberal blowhard is a figment of conservative imaginations....He's a classy guy.

that's like asking for no ad's during the super bowl. it's a big ticket event that attracts millions to watch. it would be stupid to broadcast without ads.

aint that train a little long?

Renee is ugly. She always looks like shes sucking on something really sour when she smiles.

Best Costume Design goes to:

LOTR: Return of the King

ROTK win it second award.

2 for 2

holy cow. LOTR might sweep tonight. they're even snapping up the smaller categories!

Nothing sour, just stung in the face by a swarm of bees.

Cool, LOTR wins again.

Damn, that brunette presenter escort is hot as hell too!

Another LOTR win...keep it up! Hope they aren't planning to shut it out of the major categories.

No surprise here. nominated three times.. and of course the last time they were able to be nominated, they were going to win.

Its no voice inflection guy!!!

At least Renee looks healthier in her "Bridget Jones" mode.

political jokes again