Here's one from James Brown on last night's NFC Championship game post-game show, doing a promo for American Idol:
"The show that changed music and television forever, American Idol."
Exaggerate much, James?

"Puppies!"
"_________ will return in 3 weeks"

Yeah, that's always the cue to leave the room to do something else for 10-15 minutes. Isn't that right, Stone?
He's not talking. His batteries must be low.

"With all due respect sir/ma'am......."

Can anyone name what show this is said on nearly every episode? I'll give a hint. Its on Sci-Fi channel and its on a lot.

OK, BDLOU.

I happen to like SG-1 a lot. If that phrase haunts me and becomes an irritant...let's just say it'll be on your head.

Thumbs-up for my favorite commentary in this thread, I haven't seen this commercial but now I know I'll laugh when I do!

I'm getting tired of people, especially whitey, ending words with -izzle. That damn_Fran Drescher commercial drives me nuts everytime it comes on! Bitch can lickizzle my scrotumizzle.

Thanks for the compliment. Unfortunately, if it was just a live promo during the post-game show so if you didn't see it then, you won't see it.

As much as it pains me to say, for the past couple of years I'd have to go with:

"Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

Also, while not spoken aloud, I'm not a big fan of

"This movie has been formatted to fit your television and edited for time and content."

Kind of surprised that nobody mentioned that one yet.

"This movie has been formatted to fit your television and edited for time and content."
when we have tcm, we don't have to hear those dreaded words.

"It's not delivery!"