How did I know Biggs was going to act like that?

Ho's!

G-UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHADY AFTERMATH!!!!!!!

why did EMINEM have to hit special ED?????????

it was his birthday! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Looks like 50 Cent is about to win ANOTHER award

I'm suprised no one caught on to the fact that Snoop Dog had two Ho's on dog collars on them what is up with that.

Did that guy named Kurt say "B******T" when he was tossed from that other dude talking to Timberlake about brown nosing? Kurt was just starting to interview Metallica

yes he did
and here's a present from the very beginging of the show

I was wondering how long it was going to take before someone brought that up. Did you not get the Christina and Madonna one too?

Saw that pic above I wonder if it was meant to shock us? I wonder What Justin was thinking do you have a pic of him when that was going on?

no, did we get a reaction shot>?

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Originally posted by DJ_Spyder
Saw that pic above I wonder if it was meant to shock us? I wonder What Justin was thinking do you have a pic of him when that was going on?

Yep. It was meant to shock and titilate prepubescent boys [and girls] everywhere..

Also, watch it during one of its MANY repeats...right after that happens, they cut to Justin -- QUICK.

I liked the line "Good Charlotte? More like mediocre Green Day"

They should have a show were celebrities just show up and Chris Rock rips them. It would be the greatest thing ever on TV.

hopefully in a few hours mtv.com will have it up there.
what kind of face was on justin

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Originally posted by Joeboo835
I liked the line "Good Charlotte? More like mediocre Green Day"

They should have a show were celebrities just show up and Chris Rock rips them. It would be the greatest thing ever on TV.

That's funny....my girlfriend and I were thinking the exact same thing..

And, hell, Rock should have his own show [again]...PERIOD.

NICE!!!

Alright, this is always one of my favorite threads on this board, and one of my favorites to reply to. There's nothing like a ridiculously over-the-top, "generation X" awards show. It's too good to miss...because it's so ridiculous. So we sparked a joint, and checked it out for ourselves.

I can sum up the night in one sentence: if you have any doubts why terrorists attack this country, watch this awards show. Nothing but people flounting diamonds, alcohol, drugs and their egos. And it's just ridiculous. But I'm sure you already knew that. Anyways, here's my thoughts of the show, or those I can remember...

1) The pre-show. Someone please kill John Norris. If you happened to watch the background of every interview, or those not involved, you would've seen plenty of beligerent celebrites, displaying vodka bottles or their eyes practically breathing off reefer. It was just ridiculous. And I love how no one gives a damn about the MTV VJs...like when Norris had to recite his entire previous conversation with Coldplay or someone, while Timberlake didn't even listen for a second off to the side.

2) That Britney Spears, Madonna etc. thing was pretty much just upping what Spears did a couple years ago. Soon they'll all be naked, milking each other's breasts like new mothers. Hey, I'm a guy, had no problem seeing Britney kiss a woman, but it's getting pretty ridiculous. Love the pan to Justin's face during that kiss...they totally planned that one.

3) I love Chris Rock. He RIPPED Timerblake...who looked like a complete tool trying to stand up and, like Rock said, be black. And his R. Kelly joke was great too. I love this guy, have no problem with him at all. And thanks for ripping Good Charlotte as well, who I literally CAN'T STAND. "Punk groups" appealing to 12 year old girls is something I hate. I hope they fall off the planet tomorrow.

4) How stoned was Sean Paul presenting that award? Jesus. Couldn't even read the damn teleprompter.

5) Christina. Sounded like she was out of breath. I dunno, I thought Nelly and his sidekick's little thing before she performed was even more pathetic. Method Man is always good, liked seein' that.

6) Iggy Pop looking for a vein. Oh man, that was funny. And god damn, did he look f'ed up. And AFI winning an MTV award...if anyone else laughed their ass of at that, I feel ya. Man, never thought I'd see that, well, at least years ago.

7) Chris Rock makin' fun of David Spade with the Olson Twins. We also, got to see Justin Timberlake look like a tool again. I'm not gay, I don't like men, but this guy SHOULD NOT be getting Cameron Diaz etc etc.

8) 50 Cent was alright....looked kinda dumb I guess, but I still like him.

At this point I turned it off...maybe I'll watch the rerun...but I don't really care.

I dunno, maybe I'm getting old, but I only watch this show to mock it. At 21, you'd think they're trying to target my audience, but instead they're going for the 12 year old girls and trying to make me dress cooler.

I personally thought Rock's porn star line was the best.(and got the biggest ohhh"s from the audience)

• Yeah, I saw that idiot Damon Dash holding up his vodka bottle...guess you can do that when you have your own line of alcohol.
  
• Agree with the Brit/Maddy/Skank comments. Perhaps a LIVE snuffing is next? If not, your idea sounds good too.
  
• Liked Rock, but he could've been rawer. I felt he was more vicious last time..
  
• Jimmy Fallon wishes he could be half as entertaining as the Queer Eye For the Straight Guy.
  
• The Award For Making Beavis & Butthead Seem Like Harvard Scholars goes to -- Nelly & His Buddy. Yaknowwhuti'msayin'?
  
• Real ackward "tribute" to Jam Master Jay. After P.Dummy gave a "shout out" to [b]Barry White/Gregory Hines and called up Run DMC, the transition was just...weird. Oh, and, surprise, surprise...P.Dummy mentioned B.I.G. again...
  
• Mostly ALL of the performances ['cept Coldplay] sucked. Perhaps MTV should abandon anything related to music. Though, based on their upcoming "shows"/"original movie", perhaps they are...
  
• What's with those John Merrick promos..?
  
• Oh, and...how did Fred Durst get on stage? And what do you think he did with his mop and broom while he was up there?

It's a shame MTV nominated Johnny Cash for all those awards and didn't give him a one. Why bother nominating him? We all know he deserved to win. MTV even said he should win. Nominating him and then giving the award to Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot just reinforces what everyone thinks. Not nominating him would at least spare Johnny and the rest of us from thinking you MIGHT give an award based on merits of the video rather than who's video has the best party vibe...

Actually, I think JC did win one..

Oh, I forgot -- the Award For Best Attempt At Being Jennifer Lopez goes to Beyoncé.



And i'm surprised no one's mentioned these...er...her