Paradise Hotel Discussion Thread
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Caught the last 30 minutes of this "yet another backstabbing hook-up" show, and wondered why Toni (ol' big breasted bug eyes herself) is on this show? She was on that other Fox show last year where it was about couples getting voted off in a rather complicated manner in a tropical setting.
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yeah, that was the first thing I said:
"WHAT the hell is Toni doing there"?!
These kids are too stupid to figure out how complex the rules/strategies of the game actually are. It's kind of funny.
"WHAT the hell is Toni doing there"?!
These kids are too stupid to figure out how complex the rules/strategies of the game actually are. It's kind of funny.
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Originally posted by Patman
Toni' was up to her same schtick as well.
Toni' was up to her same schtick as well.
But it was funny watching her try to get the odd girl out to "meet all the guys" because she KNEW the odd girl out had Toni's man in her sights and had the best chance at him!
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Yeah i remember that crazy blonde from the Love Cruise. Man what a loser. I think Love Cruise was on Fox too. I wonder how she got on TV again. She's not interesting or good looking. I hope she's the first to leave. Some of the other chicks aren't half bad -- a lot of big boobs.
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Is it me or are all the women on the show very plain looking. They have nice bodies but I dunno. The show seems needlessly complicated. Just have them walk around in bathing suits all day.
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Originally posted by chowderhead
Is it me or are all the women on the show very plain looking. They have nice bodies but I dunno.
Is it me or are all the women on the show very plain looking. They have nice bodies but I dunno.
On the other hand the hotel IS amazing!
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yeah the hotel is nice.
The girls are "overrated", especially Toni she is disgusting.
I thought the only girl that was really cute was the one that didn't get paired up (althgouh she did have a small attitude, didn't know if that was really how she was or just wasn't "comfortable" yet).
The girls are "overrated", especially Toni she is disgusting.
I thought the only girl that was really cute was the one that didn't get paired up (althgouh she did have a small attitude, didn't know if that was really how she was or just wasn't "comfortable" yet).
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I couldn't believe that one ******* and what he was saying to the girl with the male haircut. I thought that was kinda sick. What was more sick though, is that she screwed him (at least that's what it seemed like).
Man I know I'll be loving this show though.
Man I know I'll be loving this show though.
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Actually, the best part was the competition to see which 2 new guys were going to get on the show. Too bad the women went "safe" and picked Dave over Tom, who was "bringing it".
If I see Toni with that fakish anguish crying face once more...
If I see Toni with that fakish anguish crying face once more...
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Tom would really get the hate-on going strong on the guy's side. Then again, the previews are supposed to make you think that Dave's got game too.
Anyhoo, there really isn't an endgame in sight, is there? It does seem like they make up rules as they go along too.
That whole scene with Charla on her knees on the beach puking her guts out, and Andon't getting miffed at being called "Alex" and is a afraid to offer her some help/comfort because he doesn't want to get puked on. Classy dude...
Anyhoo, there really isn't an endgame in sight, is there? It does seem like they make up rules as they go along too.
That whole scene with Charla on her knees on the beach puking her guts out, and Andon't getting miffed at being called "Alex" and is a afraid to offer her some help/comfort because he doesn't want to get puked on. Classy dude...
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You just know Andon was praying to God that Melanie would pick him, too, so he could choose her over Toni. Poor guy - he gets stuck w/ Toni for another week.
She must know somebody at Fox who wants to keep her on the show.
This show is really, really bad.

This show is really, really bad.
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Originally posted by Patman
Actually, the best part was the competition to see which 2 new guys were going to get on the show. Too bad the women went "safe" and picked Dave over Tom, who was "bringing it".
If I see Toni with that fakish anguish crying face once more...
Actually, the best part was the competition to see which 2 new guys were going to get on the show. Too bad the women went "safe" and picked Dave over Tom, who was "bringing it".
If I see Toni with that fakish anguish crying face once more...
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I have to admit, I'm loving this show.
One thing though: IF the new guy is not a genius and just messing with them, then I hate him. He seems much too arrogant for an ugly guy.
One thing though: IF the new guy is not a genius and just messing with them, then I hate him. He seems much too arrogant for an ugly guy.
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As last night demonstrated, these "couples" aren't as solid as they appear to be. By automatically dividing up a couple when the new person shows up, no one is really all that safe.