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LOS ANGELES (Zap2it.com) - As if the French didn't already look down their noses at Americans, now comes the cast of "The Real World: Paris."

The new group, which also includes an Irish lad, will hit your TV screens at 10 p.m. ET Tuesday, June 3. The crew -- four men and three women -- live in a four-story chateau on the outskirts of the City of Light. Their job this time around is to serve as travel writers for a Frommer's guide to Paris.

It's probably a safe bet that the guide will have an exhaustive listing of bars and nightclubs.

Here's a rundown of the housemates:


Ace, 24, fancies himself an entrepreneur and is co-owner of three bars around Georgia Southern University -- where he's currently a sixth-year senior. He's also coming off a recent breakup.

Adam, 23 is the son of an R&B singer who was often on the road. He grew up in Beverly Hills and graduated from Stanford, and he wants to follow his dad into the music business. He hasn't yet found that special girl.

Chris, 22, has "dark good looks" and a "mysterious nature," which means he's "never lacking when it comes to women." He's also a senior at the University at Massachusetts who works as a bartender and is close to his family.

Christina, 24, majors in criminal justice at UNLV and is helping to pay for college by working as a Vegas cocktail waitress. The daughter of a Korean mother and a German father, she lived in a number of different places when her stepdad was in the military.

Leah, 22, is a Long Island princess used to getting what she wants. She likes attention, knows how to get into parties and is pursuing a fashion career after graduating from the University of Maryland.

Mallory, 19, is the virgin of the group. She gave up a soccer scholarship at Iowa State to take part in "The Real World," and she's ready to experience things outside her previously regimented life.

Simon, 18, is the youngest of the group. He grew up in a small town outside Dublin, Ireland, in a close-knit family. He met his boyfriend a few weeks before moving to Paris and will try to stay faithful.

Thoughts:
Their house is on the outskirts. Wise idea. Keep them as far removed from human contact as possible.

They have to write a travel guide? Leave it to Buttplugs Making Promotions to have the job produce (doubtful, if their work ethic is anything like seasons past) something they can whore out for years to come. Buy! Now! Real Worlder's Guide to Paris!

Ace - WTF? Please tell me that is a nickname. First thing that comes to mind...did they bring GARY along?

Adam - Is this one of the illegitamately fathered children of R Kelly?
I'm taking "hasn't yet found that special girl" to mean "is still a virgin".

Chris - Glad that they can start putting their cheesy adjectives in quotations now. "dark good looks" "mysterious nature" "never lacking in women" Spare me, please.

Christina - a military brat...oh goody, something new. Was Daddy never there for you? Sounds like she'll have a lot in common with...

Leah - I hate her already. Anyone with the words 'princess', 'gets what she wants', 'likes attention', and 'fashion' in their bio needs to be shot point blank. I picture her as someone whose lifelong goal was to get on this show. You don't get any more whorish than blatantly admitting you 'like attention'. Pick me! Pick me! I will **** any camera that's pointed in my general direction!

Mallory - The VIRGIN. Gahdammit! Please let us not have another Mulie or Waychel on our hands. And sacrificing her education for a chance to be on TV...yes, this girl has got her priorities straight.

Simon - I hate you for sharing the same name as Cowell. Can we get any more minority than an Irish ****? Will he also have red hair, wear green, and conceal gold in his pockets?

I wish there were pictures to associate faces with the hatred

Why haven't they done D.C. yet?

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Simon

I volunteer to be Mallory's first!!!

Geez, 3 of them are associated with bartending in some form.

You think drinking will be a problem this season?

Hmm I wonder if this year can surpass last year's for the worst Real World Season ever..

And of course the legal age for wine in France is 16, and I think maybe beer also, for sure it's 18.

Where's a good Puck when you need him?

Wow all three of the girls are seriously hot. Thats got to be a first for real world.

The next "Real World" should take place in a small town and they can all work in a factory.

I wouldn't put to much stock into these photos, they always make the person look totally different then they do in the "real world"

I remember thinking that smalled headed girl of vegas wasn't bad looking, but the entire show, she and trischelle looked terrible.

What I wonder, is how this guy Ace 24, supposedly is part owner of 3 different bars... How's that happen, where is the money coming from.

I wish mtv would do something outside of the cookie cutter approach to getting a cast..

Casting Call.
1. 1 "virgin" - check
2. 1 gay/lesbian - check
3. 1-2 minorities - check
4. 1 "I'm a princess attitude" - check
blah blah..

At least the Road Rules: South Pacific had the guts to cast a fat guy this season.

Meet Ruben Donnell...

WTF? All of these people are spoiled rich kids. Christina is the hottest. Mallory kind of looks like Lana from Smallville.

Tracy Morgan left SNL to do Road Rules?!?

I wish they had thrown a few more europeans in to the mix

I heard it was because the DC Metro wouldn't let them film on any of their buses or trains. Not sure if this is true but that is what i heard. I don't really see that as too much of a problem though so who knows. I guess they don't want them running to the metro station everytime they want to escape the cameras.

They haven't done Dallas yet either for some reason.

How about Yazoo City, Mississippi?

Doesn't quite roll off the tongue quite like Paris does, does it?

I thought Philly was next on the list, and it maybe.

I am suprised that Houston or Dallas or even Austin has not had a season yet.

I remember reading something in the Philly papers a while back about how MTV didn't like the idea of filming in Philly. Didn't think there was enough to do, or something...

Mmm...got love Asian girls with nice tata's (Christina).

I am surprised that they haven't used Dallas or Houston either. Look how long it took them to use Chicago, the country's fourth biggest city - it's as if they are afraid to go too far inland or something. One city I am surprised they haven't used since it came back on the popular radar during the '90s is Denver.

I wish they would do a show in Munchen(Munich) one of these days - they could have them work at the HofbrauHaus or one of hundreds of other beer halls. Dublin or Amsterdam would be sweet, too.

And by the way, I already like Mallory - you can't beat a girl that plays soccer. I love soccer girls. I am already thinking of legs...

They should have put a couple of frenchies and a saudi arabian in the mix for some real fire works.