I would kill to see that episode where Conan O' Brien hosted again. The skit where he was an old time boxer was hilarious. "I'll butter his bean!"

the skits with Jason Priestly

New Kids on the Block

Celebrity jeopardy all of them

Every time I knock on someon's door, and they say "who is it" I gotta go into my Landshark voice...[Pause] Candy gram.


One of my favorites and I can't remember the name of it but it had Christopher Walken as some smarmy blind date, all we see is the dates POV, when she uses the bathroom, she turns on the light and you see Chris Walken watching her use the toilet through a two way mirror. When she runs for the front door Walken jumps in front blocking her escape. Walken's facial expressions were hilarious.

I also like Toonces: The T2 parody with Toonces as the Tooncenator was hilarious.

"I will be devastated if you don't join me for at least one glass of fine champagne [pahn-ya]."

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Yup, I think that was it. Such a great moment.

Another I forgot was a commercial parody for "Bad Idea Jeans" - it was a take-off of a Guess jeans commercial, with a bunch of guys playing basketball and it kept cutting to the label on their jeans, then to one of them saying something like "I think I'm going to tell my wife about the affair." I still say "bad idea jeans" if someone has a particularly bone-headed suggestion at work.

And what's doubly hilarious is that I swear someone on NBC's "The Office" said "bad idea jeans" in the latest episode.

bad idea jeans
hans and frans where one of their arms rips off
the skit with Rosanne where she played a telephone operator on a spoof of those testimonial type commericals
schmitt's gay beer
the denise show skits
the Bill Brasky skits
deep thoughts

Bass-O-Matic "Mmmmm, that's good bass!"

And there was one time when Candace Bergen was the host and she called Gilda Radner the wrong name in a sketch. Hilarious.


I don't think I could name any moments after the first cast left... nothing compares to those first five years.

My favorite of all time was the Bill Murray sketch in Il Returno de Hercules and it stars Bill Murray as an older out of shape Hercules who throws out his back trying to lift a boulder. They showed it with the scratches in the film just like an old movie reel and also had the voiceovers intentionally out of synch. I remember a few choice lines:

"Man Hercules, you have really let yourself go."

and

"I can't lift that boulder, it's too heavy. Perhaps I could lift that rock over there, or that small pebble."

I'm also a huge fan of the 5 Timers club as well as Lindsey Lohan in the Harry Potter sketch for well... other reasons.

Oop, I forgot one:

The Chippendales dance off between Patrick Swayzee and Chris farley. Comedy gold.

Here are two of my favorites:





I think my all time favorite series of skits (other than Matt Foley), would be:

*drum roll*

















Bill Brasky!!!!!!!



"Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!"

Canteen boy with Baldwin and Sandler.

the obligatory anwser in any Roman Polanski thread
"I'll take the rapists for 500 alex"

Here's a few I haven't seen mentioned so far.... James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub (Eddie Murphy), John Belushi as Beethoven converting the major melody from the 5th Symphony into "My Girl", Chris Farley interviewing Paul McCartney "Do you remember the time you were in The Beatles ? Awesome ! ! !" (I'm paraphrasing here), the Killer Bees and the Steve Martin/Gilda Radner fantasy sequence dance number in a malt shop (not outrageously funny, but a touching number in retrospect)

3 words: Super Colon Blow. And also nicotrol (w/ the Rock)

This was a small little bit about 7-8 years ago.

There was this car..it was called mystique. and it was like a commerical..but they showed a man humping the car...

very strange.

One of my favorites, which I can always find a reason to quote.

Right after Clinton was impeached and wasn't convicted, he held a press conference. He just walked to the podium and only said 1 sentence before leaving.

'Next time, best bring Kryptonite.'

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My friend keeps telling me about a Will Ferrell skit where he is in a Yoga class and reaches a certain "point of flexibility", if you know what I mean

I have not seen this skit, and have scoured the net looking for it... does anyone know where I could view this?

Douche, what is this new invintion you're sititng on?

Most of the ones that came to mind have been mentioned(Farley as the motivational speaker,Walken "cowbell",Baldwin "shweaty balls",etc}

One i just thought of had Will Ferrell as a dad(maybe Ana Gayster as the mom?) with Sarah Michelle Gellar as the daughter and they were just eating dinner and were argueing and i remember him yelling "I drive a Dodge Stratus!" and everyone was tryin not to crack up,kinda a simple skit but i remembr laughing out loud

Toby McGuire was hosting

Too many to choose one.

Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood

Belushi's Samurai

Lifer Folies (Iiiiiii'm gonnnnnnnaaaaa.... get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see!)

Celeb Jeopardy

That wasn't Hans & Franz, it was the "all drug olympics."

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/88/88aupdate.phtml

Crystal Gravy commercial

The whole episode that Jim Carrey hosted (especially the skit where he was a lifeguard for the hot tub).

Dana Carvey was brilliant. So silly but funny.

Another favorite of mine that hasn't been mentioned yet is the one with Mike Myers as an old Scottish man who owned a shop called "All things Scottish" or something similar and his phrase was "If is not Scottish, is crap!!!"

Skit: Schwetty Weiners
Commercial: Kotex Classic