She also had a voice-over right after that where she said something like, "I wasn't sure if he [Evan] understood me." Well, if you want to be a MERCENARY for the poor - I'd be confused too!

She was easily one of the lamest in my opinion before, but NOW she is a total loser. She doesn't know what GARLIC looks like? "All my other boyfriends always cooked for me..." and Sarah replies later, "That's what restaurants are for!" I didn't think she was a gold-digger so much before, but now it is obvious. All she knows how to do in the kitchen is drink wine, WHINE and make salad. Whore....

Sarah is a whore too - that subtitling was hil-air-ious! I think Zora's got it sewn up, folks.

I sooo want to like Melissa M, I just think she's hot as hell. The smoking and the attitude turn me off more and more each week. Although she did find the garlic but Evan said it was onions. Maybe they do belong together.

They should get an award for editing on this episode. So many hilarious moments. I couldn't contain the laughter when she said "mercenary." Melissa is so high maintenance it's sickening, and she's not even that attractive. I'd love for her to win for the shock value, but I really can't see why he keeps her around. "No, those are onions."

I liked MoJo, but the poem/picture thing and the photo album was just stupid ... about as bad as that painting Evan gave Melissa. I loved how she took the rejection and didn't break down and cry. She was disappointed but not crushed. She'll land on her feet somewhere.

das

I agree completely, I couldn't stop laughing at that...



BTW, nice work with the closed captioning ...slurp, giggle, ohhh

Oops, forgot to mention, Did you see Sarah's chest when she was getting into the hot tub !!! Ga-goooga!!! Talk about showing everying off....

I was thinking of a slow-mo montage of Zora riding the horse, her long hair flowing in the breeze, and "Wildfire" playing in the background...

Sarah was almost falling out of that top, I was going "where are her nipples?"

Actually, according to my wife who lived in France for several years, those really are onions. I forget the exact name, but my wife has bought them and made quiche with them on occassion. Evan smelled them and could tell that they were not garlic but a variety of onion.

Definitely a BJ. In addition to all the gulping, slurping and the lying down comment when they got back Sarah says "that was more exercise than she expected" and "I hope you sleep really well tonight" Sarah got another pearl necklace. (me goes back to work on Zapruder film)

Didn't you love how she used her "mercenary" skills to hack away at the tomatoes as she made her idea of a salad?

sounds like a missed the best episode. DAMMIT!

screen caps anyone?

My wife watched some of last week's ep w/ me and she said, "He is not attractive at all, he's kind of creepy-looking."
I was wondering if he was related to the Dukakis clan.

This is the first episode I've watched since catching ~ 10 minutes of the first one.

Now I wish I could see the others. Oh well, I'll watch it from here on out.

Melissa is very physically attractive, but can't cook and thinks that onions are garlic? She's not going to do well in a blue collar house. I honestly think that he kept her this round instead of Mojo because he wants to get closer to Melissa physically speaking, if you know what I mean. She is very attractive.

As for the others, I am pretty sure he will go with Zora and I think she is the best choice, for him, the others are too high maintenance.

Andy Richter was on the Today show this morning talking about the show, he had a good point. How would you like to wake up every morning to "Mojo". Good morning Mojo, your hair looks great Mojo, I love you Mojo, etc.

Mojo did have a sweet body (great legs).

He's a breast man, obviously. Mojo doesn't have the rack that the other three girls have. So, he can overlook the details that the other girls are golddigging ho-bags (well, not Zora...for now) b/c they have nice racks.

which ones have implants?
definately Sarah?
Melissa M. -maybe?
Mojo - probably not
Zoro - she's slightly big boned so those could be real

Sarah - most probably
Melissa M. - no
Mojo - probably yeah
Zoro - no

I think Melissa M was afraid to utter "Missionary" in Evan's presence, so she opted for a word that sounded like "mercy"and wound up using "mercenary".

Yeah, kinda like Joey from Friends using the word "supposably"

Or she was thinking about her favorite sex position, the "mercenary" where you're tied up, tortured, and afterwards left for dead...oh wait that's more Sarah's liking.(see pics)


mercenary joke slowly winding down...

Great episode... This show is gold, I still would still say temptation island if my all-time favorite. haha I'm not embarrassed to say that, ok a little.

I think without question

Sarah = fake boobs
Zora and Melissa M = real deal.

Did you guys see Melliassa in the kitchen, that shirt, and her bending over... who cares if the girl could cook, with a body like that... Although her hair, and those teeth need some work done.

Sarah is very attractive, but def a gold-digger and half. Plus she's giving bj's to a dude, who for all she knows is hooking up with the other girls.. Guess whatever it takes to win.

Zoro, is pretty solid. I do however, think she's like that seinfeld episode with that girl who's a two-face. In the right light and stuff she's hot, in the wrong, she's ugly. She looks different everytime I see the girl. My girlfriend was even saying that, so I can't be all wrong. haha

I still wish that b@tchy girl was around.. that would have been funny, but I'll take what I can get.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind having Heidi-Ho around some mo'.

I think Fox just added those "subtitles" to make it appear that way. It seems unlikely to me that a primetime show would feature BJ audio....
I'll admit it sounded like one, but I really doubt it.

You may be right, but this is Fox. Evan was awfully quiet. The lure of 50 Mil is very powerful..and few bottles of wine that she guzzles like a pro.

I don't know, the subtitles matched what I was hearing. I've never heard slurping and gulping like that from kissing someone. And why would she want him to lay down if they were just kissing? I think you can get away with doing it the way ABC did it. No mention of a BJ, just left it to our imaginations...

have they gotten pearl necklaces yet? I haven't been watching the whole time?

Only Sarah, only Sarah...

No kidding. At the end last nite, when they were getting the necklaces, I thought that was Joan Cusack sitting there. She is definitely a 2-face.

Yup. The BF and I were saying the exact same thing last night. She looks good in some lights but in others... ack!

I laughed so hard when Melissa said she wanted to be a "mercenary"... giving shots to children. OMG. Leave. Now.

Zora is so emotionally brittle I can't see her and Evan hanging out much after the show is over even if she gets picked. Get some therapy and stop telling everyone how you're afraid of being hurt and how awful your childhood was.

Apparently they'll be dragging out the last episode for two weeks and make us wait to see who is ultimately chosen. Darn. I wanna know now.