OK, so I hate the new Di$ney. I hate everything about the corporate "kids come second" machine that it has become. In fact I've been boycotting most of their product for almost a decade now (I've broken down and seen Pixar films, but I bought tickets to something else and snuck in ... I also saw Remember the Titans since I was in it but didn't pay) and even watching ABC and ESPN makes my stomach hurt ...

but those "Magic Happens" commercials ...

das

das, just admit it already. Most of us have already figured out that you're the thawed out, reanimated head of Walt!