Post your favorite "Adult Swim" quotes
02-14-02, 01:18 PM
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"You're kidding. That guy's a robot monkey?!!" - Murphy, Sealab 2021
"Pod six was jerks!" - Murphy, Sealab 2021
"It looks like it's tearin' ass around the backyard, but it's just sittin' there." - Carl, ATHF
"Pod six was jerks!" - Murphy, Sealab 2021
"It looks like it's tearin' ass around the backyard, but it's just sittin' there." - Carl, ATHF
02-14-02, 01:43 PM
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"Yes...playing is for pleasure" Master Shake
"We will now flip you the bird" Ignicnoc
"Yeah, who wrote 'da moon rules...on my car...with a key?" Carl
*Everything Carl says is gold. Anyone know where I can get some .wav files of him?*
"Wow, sexist and racist. That's just great" Master Lou
"AVENGERRRRRR...my personal digital assistant" Harvey Birdman
"We will now flip you the bird" Ignicnoc
"Yeah, who wrote 'da moon rules...on my car...with a key?" Carl
*Everything Carl says is gold. Anyone know where I can get some .wav files of him?*
"Wow, sexist and racist. That's just great" Master Lou
"AVENGERRRRRR...my personal digital assistant" Harvey Birdman
02-14-02, 04:16 PM
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Frylock: "How long has Meatwad been in the dryer?"
Meatwad: "Like a week!"
Master Shake: "A week! Maybe like three days..."
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Meatwad: "Ooh, a Bananarama tape!"
MasterShake: "That's mine!"
Meatwad: "Like a week!"
Master Shake: "A week! Maybe like three days..."
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Meatwad: "Ooh, a Bananarama tape!"
MasterShake: "That's mine!"
02-26-06, 09:51 PM
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"I will not fail you. WOLVERINES!"-Meatwad
02-26-06, 10:04 PM
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"Yes, we all know. Your human father stuck his human penis in your shark mother's shark vagina." - Space Ghost
The quote went something like that on the fake talk show to advertise Squidbillies that had the sharkboy and Meatwad as guests along with the Squidbilly dude.
The quote went something like that on the fake talk show to advertise Squidbillies that had the sharkboy and Meatwad as guests along with the Squidbilly dude.
02-26-06, 10:25 PM
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"You mean there's a BLACK Stormy?" - Stormy on Sealab
"The innocent shall suffer.....big time." - Inignot on Aqua Teen
"Speaking of period...." - Stormy on Sealab
"Meat-man... ever since my son was... never born, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws" - Carl on Aqua Teen
"Do you want the moustache on or off?"
"Too bad" - Captain Murphy on Sealab
And a few exchanges...
Inignot: You and your third dimension.
Frylock: What about it?
Inignot: Oh, nothing, it's cute. We have five.
[pause]
Err: Thousand.
Inignot: Yes, five thousand.
Err: Don't question it.
Frylock: Oh, yeah? Well, I only see two.
Inignot: Well, that sounds like a personal problem.
Discussing Alvis...
Sparks: How can you worship that guy? He killed a man!
Captain Murphy: Hey, only for revenge. "Vengeance is mine," quoth Alvis. Then he shot that guy right in the freaking face!
Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn?
Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Um, I thought it was just a nickname. Y'know like Dr. Dre..."Eastsiiiide!"
"The innocent shall suffer.....big time." - Inignot on Aqua Teen
"Speaking of period...." - Stormy on Sealab
"Meat-man... ever since my son was... never born, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws" - Carl on Aqua Teen
"Do you want the moustache on or off?"
"Too bad" - Captain Murphy on Sealab
And a few exchanges...
Inignot: You and your third dimension.
Frylock: What about it?
Inignot: Oh, nothing, it's cute. We have five.
[pause]
Err: Thousand.
Inignot: Yes, five thousand.
Err: Don't question it.
Frylock: Oh, yeah? Well, I only see two.
Inignot: Well, that sounds like a personal problem.
Discussing Alvis...
Sparks: How can you worship that guy? He killed a man!
Captain Murphy: Hey, only for revenge. "Vengeance is mine," quoth Alvis. Then he shot that guy right in the freaking face!
Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn?
Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Um, I thought it was just a nickname. Y'know like Dr. Dre..."Eastsiiiide!"
02-26-06, 11:29 PM
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Master Shake: Oh, you never seen a CHECK before? Oh, me so sorry! Uh, maybe you're in the WRONG BUSINESS. And maybe Immigration would like to know about this.
Cashier: Good! Cause you know what? I'm American.
Master Shake: Well, I am not. But when I become one, maybe, then, I'll LEGALLY buy a weapon, and then we won't have to VOTE you out of office! Will we, SCUMBAG?!
Master Shake: No, Frylock. The Highlander was a documentary, and its events happened in real time.
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past: Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus: an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino-bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were burned as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year; for many were killed!
Cashier: Good! Cause you know what? I'm American.
Master Shake: Well, I am not. But when I become one, maybe, then, I'll LEGALLY buy a weapon, and then we won't have to VOTE you out of office! Will we, SCUMBAG?!
Master Shake: No, Frylock. The Highlander was a documentary, and its events happened in real time.
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past: Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus: an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino-bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were burned as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year; for many were killed!
02-27-06, 12:54 AM
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Paula Small: What were you saying?
Brendon: Can we move the flowers?
Paula Small: Before that.
Brendon: This meatloaf is dry.
Paula Small: Before that.
Brendon: This is meatloaf?
Paula Small: Before that.
Brendon: This fish is dry.
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Coach McGuirk: All right, listen up, that was a good game. We all showed up, and I'm proud of that.
Melissa Robbins: Coach McGuirk, I was just wondering how come they cancelled the game after ten minutes?
Coach McGuirk: Well, because we were losing by 20 goals, Melissa. It's called the Slaughter Rule. You know, Melissa, if we played the full game, we probably would have lost by a hundred goals. I don't know why I'm saying "we". I wasn't out there running around like it was the first time I ever used my legs! Melissa.
Melissa Robbins: Okay!
Coach McGuirk: You know, it's like when they stop a boxing match because the guy's bleeding too much, you know, all cut up. Only this was worse. I mean, fractured jaws get wired shut; broken noses become badges of courage... Melissa.
Melissa Robbins: [whispers] ...okay.
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Brendon: Coach McGuirk, do you think I'm stupid?
Coach McGuirk: Of course you're stupid, Brendon. All kids are stupid.
Brendon: Can we move the flowers?
Paula Small: Before that.
Brendon: This meatloaf is dry.
Paula Small: Before that.
Brendon: This is meatloaf?
Paula Small: Before that.
Brendon: This fish is dry.
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Coach McGuirk: All right, listen up, that was a good game. We all showed up, and I'm proud of that.
Melissa Robbins: Coach McGuirk, I was just wondering how come they cancelled the game after ten minutes?
Coach McGuirk: Well, because we were losing by 20 goals, Melissa. It's called the Slaughter Rule. You know, Melissa, if we played the full game, we probably would have lost by a hundred goals. I don't know why I'm saying "we". I wasn't out there running around like it was the first time I ever used my legs! Melissa.
Melissa Robbins: Okay!
Coach McGuirk: You know, it's like when they stop a boxing match because the guy's bleeding too much, you know, all cut up. Only this was worse. I mean, fractured jaws get wired shut; broken noses become badges of courage... Melissa.
Melissa Robbins: [whispers] ...okay.
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Brendon: Coach McGuirk, do you think I'm stupid?
Coach McGuirk: Of course you're stupid, Brendon. All kids are stupid.
02-27-06, 08:16 AM
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Conan O'Brien: [shouts] Face it, space ghost!
Space Ghost: No!
Conan O'Brien: You're a spaceman that choked on a muffin!
Space Ghost: That, Sir, is impossible, because I am allergic to muffins!
Space Ghost: No!
Conan O'Brien: You're a spaceman that choked on a muffin!
Space Ghost: That, Sir, is impossible, because I am allergic to muffins!
02-27-06, 09:25 AM
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These are from memory, so perhaps they aren't absolutely perfect.
It's like he channels dead crazy people. - Brock Samson
In my country, a lab-partnership is a sacred trust! - Baron Ünderbheit
Ground Control to Major Tom! Your circuit's dead - there's something wrong! Can you hear me, Major Tom? - Jonas Venture
Oh, you're the expert, huh? Well, let's see what your ass knows about flyin'! - Master Shake
Is this it? Is this what I got all those ass-whuppins for? - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
It's like he channels dead crazy people. - Brock Samson
In my country, a lab-partnership is a sacred trust! - Baron Ünderbheit
Ground Control to Major Tom! Your circuit's dead - there's something wrong! Can you hear me, Major Tom? - Jonas Venture
Oh, you're the expert, huh? Well, let's see what your ass knows about flyin'! - Master Shake
Is this it? Is this what I got all those ass-whuppins for? - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
02-27-06, 09:35 AM
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Carl: Yeah, well, I noticed this long cord comin' from my house, then I noticed YOUR house, glowin' like the freakin' SUN. So I put two and two together and decided - you're pissin' me off.
Frylock: Thanks for moving me, Carl.
Carl: Well, hey, thanks for leaving. When are the other two showin' up?
Frylock: Oh, they're not.
Carl: What do you mean... they're not?
Frylock: They're staying in the house next to you.
Carl: [angry] That's not exactly what we agreed upon, is it?
Frylock: Well, I lied. But here's that candy cane I promised you.
Carl: Naw, save it for Christmas. Just stick it right back up your ass. I'll, uh, see you never.
Carl: Fryman, I am so sorry... that I can't press charges.
Carl: Here. It's a Fruit Roll-Up. I was gonna make ya a casserole for your loss, but, uh... I didn't.
Carl: I'm certainly not gonna sign for any more packages with the word "Congo" written in blood.
Carl: "Any chance you're gonna... you know, clean the Shake stew out of my pool?"
Frylock: "No." *walks away*
Carl: "Okay! Uh... watch your back!"
Brandon: You know the big, fat, stupid Irish guy.
Brendon: How's it going?
Coach McGuirk: Well, I just drank pee. How's it going with you?
Coach McGuirk: Per day, I would say I hate far more than I feel like I like something. I like my western omelet, but while I'm eating that there's about 17 other things that I hate, like my apartment, my breath, whatever's on the TV, whatever's in the paper. Then I walk outside and it'll be a nice day. Well that's great that's a good feeling for a split second and then I realize I hate my neighborhood, because I... you apparently can't play music after 6:00 pm... in this country
Frylock: Thanks for moving me, Carl.
Carl: Well, hey, thanks for leaving. When are the other two showin' up?
Frylock: Oh, they're not.
Carl: What do you mean... they're not?
Frylock: They're staying in the house next to you.
Carl: [angry] That's not exactly what we agreed upon, is it?
Frylock: Well, I lied. But here's that candy cane I promised you.
Carl: Naw, save it for Christmas. Just stick it right back up your ass. I'll, uh, see you never.
Carl: Fryman, I am so sorry... that I can't press charges.
Carl: Here. It's a Fruit Roll-Up. I was gonna make ya a casserole for your loss, but, uh... I didn't.
Carl: I'm certainly not gonna sign for any more packages with the word "Congo" written in blood.
Carl: "Any chance you're gonna... you know, clean the Shake stew out of my pool?"
Frylock: "No." *walks away*
Carl: "Okay! Uh... watch your back!"
Brandon: You know the big, fat, stupid Irish guy.
Brendon: How's it going?
Coach McGuirk: Well, I just drank pee. How's it going with you?
Coach McGuirk: Per day, I would say I hate far more than I feel like I like something. I like my western omelet, but while I'm eating that there's about 17 other things that I hate, like my apartment, my breath, whatever's on the TV, whatever's in the paper. Then I walk outside and it'll be a nice day. Well that's great that's a good feeling for a split second and then I realize I hate my neighborhood, because I... you apparently can't play music after 6:00 pm... in this country
02-27-06, 11:02 AM
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"Apparently this is the reward I get for years of screwing with super science. In short, I pissed in god's eye. And he blinked." Venture Bros
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02-27-06, 12:24 PM
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I couldn't find the exact quote, so this is from memory:
"She said she was 18 and she was wearing a cheerleader outfit, but she had a C-section scar and her face had more lines than a studio 54 mirror" -- Dr. Venture
Edited to add:
"Would you eat a rectal thermometer? Well I would. Ahhhh ... mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals" --a talking psychedelic whale (from Sealab 2021)
"She said she was 18 and she was wearing a cheerleader outfit, but she had a C-section scar and her face had more lines than a studio 54 mirror" -- Dr. Venture
Edited to add:
"Would you eat a rectal thermometer? Well I would. Ahhhh ... mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals" --a talking psychedelic whale (from Sealab 2021)
Last edited by Detective Thorn; 02-27-06 at 12:28 PM.
