Oprah Log
01-10-02 | 08:43 AM
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1/10/02
Watched Charlie Rose instead of Dave last night. Missed Jennifer Connelly. Feel stupid. Called Oprah. She didn't hear me. Probably should have used a phone. Will try again tomorrow.
das
Watched Charlie Rose instead of Dave last night. Missed Jennifer Connelly. Feel stupid. Called Oprah. She didn't hear me. Probably should have used a phone. Will try again tomorrow.
das
01-10-02 | 08:48 PM
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Yeah, I've always thought he was pretty damn funny.
I would normally used to watch Leno on mondays for when they did the mistakes in the newspaper, but I'm older now, and no longer find those very funny... must have just been child humor... because I remember when I couldn't stop laughing at them.
I would normally used to watch Leno on mondays for when they did the mistakes in the newspaper, but I'm older now, and no longer find those very funny... must have just been child humor... because I remember when I couldn't stop laughing at them.
01-10-02 | 09:20 PM
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Oprah goes to the Dr. for an appointment..
Doctor: Hello Ms. Winfrey, go ahead and take your clothes off and stand by that wall.
Oprah: Ok no problem
She does it....
Doctor: Ok, now that other wall.
Oprah: ok
Doctor: and this wall here.
Oprah: ok
Oprah: Doctor is there a problem? What's this supposed to do?
Doctor: Nothing, I'm just thinking of buying a BIG BROWN COUCH and wanted to see how it would look....
RIMSHOT
Doctor: Hello Ms. Winfrey, go ahead and take your clothes off and stand by that wall.
Oprah: Ok no problem
She does it....
Doctor: Ok, now that other wall.
Oprah: ok
Doctor: and this wall here.
Oprah: ok
Oprah: Doctor is there a problem? What's this supposed to do?
Doctor: Nothing, I'm just thinking of buying a BIG BROWN COUCH and wanted to see how it would look....
RIMSHOT
Last edited by Giantrobo; 01-10-02 at 11:16 PM.
Oprah jokes good!
01-16-02 | 09:58 AM
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The last time I watched, he didn't mention what day he's on. Anybody know what day he's up to. I think the funniest thing of all is if Oprah really did call. He'll be like this:
11/17/04
OPRAH FINALLY CALLED
She called my cell phone, the call was dropped
Tried to call back, she won't talk to me. She thought I hung up on her
Either that or
11/17/04
OPRAH FINALLY CALLED
She asked me to be on her show.
I politely declined.
THE END.
11/17/04
OPRAH FINALLY CALLED
She called my cell phone, the call was dropped
Tried to call back, she won't talk to me. She thought I hung up on her
Either that or
11/17/04
OPRAH FINALLY CALLED
She asked me to be on her show.
I politely declined.
THE END.
