Filthiest TV quote ever? (Mature?)
10-03-01 | 02:38 PM
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Filthiest TV quote ever? (Mature?)
My pick:
"Ward, you were really hard on the Beaver last night, don't you think?"
*rimshot*
Please post your own favorites.
Ratguy
"Ward, you were really hard on the Beaver last night, don't you think?"
*rimshot*
Please post your own favorites.
Ratguy
10-03-01 | 05:32 PM
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there's always that classic Johnny Carson qoute:
Zsa Zsa Gabor: Would you like to pet my Pu$$y? (refering to the cat in her lap)
Johnny: Sure, just move that cat out of the way first.
Zsa Zsa Gabor: Would you like to pet my Pu$$y? (refering to the cat in her lap)
Johnny: Sure, just move that cat out of the way first.
10-03-01 | 05:32 PM
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From: Birmingham, UK
"Shut your ****ing face uncle****er! You're a b*n*r-biting b*stard uncle***er! You're an uncle***er, yes it's true! Nobody ****s unlces quite like you! You're An uncle****er I must say! You ****ed your uncle yesterday!"
10-03-01 | 05:34 PM
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Originally posted by GoldenJCJ
there's always that classic Johnny Carson qoute:
Zsa Zsa Gabor: Would you like to pet my Pu$$y? (refering to the cat in her lap)
Johnny: Sure, just move that cat out of the way first.
there's always that classic Johnny Carson qoute:
Zsa Zsa Gabor: Would you like to pet my Pu$$y? (refering to the cat in her lap)
Johnny: Sure, just move that cat out of the way first.
10-03-01 | 05:42 PM
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Originally posted by Fur Q
"Shut your ****ing face uncle****er! You're a b*n*r-biting b*stard uncle***er! You're an uncle***er, yes it's true! Nobody ****s unlces quite like you! You're An uncle****er I must say! You ****ed your uncle yesterday!"
"Shut your ****ing face uncle****er! You're a b*n*r-biting b*stard uncle***er! You're an uncle***er, yes it's true! Nobody ****s unlces quite like you! You're An uncle****er I must say! You ****ed your uncle yesterday!"
10-04-01 | 03:13 PM
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On the Norm show when Artie Lang's character yells out to a hooker "how much for a blumpkin?" I died when i heard that. Artie explained on the Howard Stern show that the censors allowed it only because they thought it was a made up word.
10-04-01 | 03:26 PM
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From L.A. Law, or a show quite similar c.1989
(quote approximate)
Referring to some kind of explosion in a men’s room:
Lawyer: So, what did you find?
Witness: There was crap all over the place.
Lawyer: Crap?
Witness: Crap.
Lawyer: What kind of crap?
Witness: Well, you know, crap!
I believe it’s the first time that word was ever used on network TV (other than, perhaps, a live broadcast).
(Also see my current sig.)
Never got to see the South Park Cartman episode. Sh!t! Sh!t! Sh!t! Sh!t! Sh!t! Sh!t!
(quote approximate)
Referring to some kind of explosion in a men’s room:
Lawyer: So, what did you find?
Witness: There was crap all over the place.
Lawyer: Crap?
Witness: Crap.
Lawyer: What kind of crap?
Witness: Well, you know, crap!
I believe it’s the first time that word was ever used on network TV (other than, perhaps, a live broadcast).
(Also see my current sig.)
Never got to see the South Park Cartman episode. Sh!t! Sh!t! Sh!t! Sh!t! Sh!t! Sh!t!
10-04-01 | 09:25 PM
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On Family Guy when Peter was a hooker and he asked Lois if she wanted a Cleveland steamer. I had no clue at the time. I was later "educated" by the otter farm. Now I can't stop giggling everytime replay that scene in my mind.
10-05-01 | 01:47 PM
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I'm not sure whether it'd be proper to link to a site that describes what a Cleveland steamer is, but needless to say, it's pretty nasty. Just type the phrase into Google and you'll see it defined a couple times in the first 10 links.
10-05-01 | 02:00 PM
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On Family Guy when Peter was a hooker and he asked Lois if she wanted a Cleveland steamer. I had no clue at the time. I was later "educated" by the otter farm. Now I can't stop giggling everytime replay that scene in my mind.
On Family Guy when Peter was a hooker and he asked Lois if she wanted a Cleveland steamer. I had no clue at the time. I was later "educated" by the otter farm. Now I can't stop giggling everytime replay that scene in my mind.
"Missionary ... yes, that's a good one ... doggie style ... good, children, good ... Filthy Sanchez ... of course ... Hot Karl ... good ..." That's one messed up scene
das
10-05-01 | 02:07 PM
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From: Gone to the islands - 'til we meet again.
Originally posted by dstrauss
I'm not sure whether it'd be proper to link to a site that describes what a Cleveland steamer is, but needless to say, it's pretty nasty. Just type the phrase into Google and you'll see it defined a couple times in the first 10 links.
I'm not sure whether it'd be proper to link to a site that describes what a Cleveland steamer is, but needless to say, it's pretty nasty. Just type the phrase into Google and you'll see it defined a couple times in the first 10 links.
I would like to take a moment to personally thank you for your restraint.
Anyone wanting a definition for something they don't understand can easily find all they want (and probably more) by following your recommendation.
10-05-01 | 02:33 PM
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Originally posted by Dead
Anyone wanting a definition for something they don't understand can easily find all they want (and probably more) by following your recommendation.
Anyone wanting a definition for something they don't understand can easily find all they want (and probably more) by following your recommendation.
10-05-01 | 02:35 PM
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ewwww
Ok, I googled Cleveland Steamer. All I gotta say is.. ewwwww. One definition I found was humorous in that the first part of if was 'a method of breaking up with someone ....'
I searched for Hot Karl as well, but couldn't turn up a sexual reference. I did find this bizarre page though:
I searched for Hot Karl as well, but couldn't turn up a sexual reference. I did find this bizarre page though:
10-05-01 | 02:40 PM
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Re: ewwww
Originally posted by ratguy
I searched for Hot Karl as well, but couldn't turn up a sexual reference. I did find this bizarre page though:
I searched for Hot Karl as well, but couldn't turn up a sexual reference. I did find this bizarre page though:
das
10-05-01 | 02:45 PM
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I thought a quick exchange on "Will & Grace" last night was pretty far, um, "out there."
Grace's boyfriend, played by Woody Harrelson, had just come in from riding his new motorcycle when he says, something to the effect of: "Boys, there's nothing like getting up early in the morning, mounting your Hog and riding it till your ass is sore."
To which, Jack deadpanned: "You're preaching to the choir here."
That gave me an "Oh" face -
- and I'm gay.
Whodathunk?
Grace's boyfriend, played by Woody Harrelson, had just come in from riding his new motorcycle when he says, something to the effect of: "Boys, there's nothing like getting up early in the morning, mounting your Hog and riding it till your ass is sore."
To which, Jack deadpanned: "You're preaching to the choir here."
That gave me an "Oh" face -
- and I'm gay.Whodathunk?
10-05-01 | 02:52 PM
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Re: Re: ewwww
Originally posted by das Monkey
The photo above shows Hot Karl about to go snow squirting. If Hot Karl ever asks you if you want to do some squirting, we strongly advise you to say no.
The photo above shows Hot Karl about to go snow squirting. If Hot Karl ever asks you if you want to do some squirting, we strongly advise you to say no.
Ratguy