Wazootyman

"My next guest is in the new movie Osmosis Jones, and also appeared in Apocalypse Now Redux, you hear that Kevin, there are ducks in it now."

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(Edited to fix the gust/guess error)

twikoff

well there is one writer that should lose his job

Scheherazade

And one late night show host too... but then that's a given.

~Scheherazade

csim

Sorry u do not have a sense of humor, but when i just read that i was busting up laughing? For some more good comedy turn of the WWF? Now that is funny ****

jingoro

I heard another amusing joke on Leno a week ago... "A new study says that only 1 out of 4 8th graders can do math at his or her grade level. Do you know what those people are called? Asians"

Frank TJ Mackey

Ok, if Jay Leno should lose his job then who should replace him??
Letterman?

Leno does exactly what is asked of him. He gives the rest of American a chance to see HOllywood by kissing everyone's ass
so they'll continue to do his show. And he does it quite well.

The Tonight Show's ratings are higher than David Letterman or Nightline for that matter.

djbrown

the fact that the ratings for that god awful, un-funny show speak volumes for the american public. Letterman has won three (?) Emmys in a row. Leno's a no talent hack.

Meatpants

Anyone interested in this should read "The Late Shift" to find out what even Leno's bosses think of him.

He is suckekekekeke

LBPound

I can't even get the joke but then I'm having trouble reading it. He's guessing at something? WHAT?!

LBPound

Ok I get it. Kind of funny, not LOL funny or awfully bad. But I know who his "guess" is: Laurence Fishburne!

Scheherazade

Conan... but then I'd have a decision to make between Letterman and him. Leno is just not funny at all. They could get one of any of several people to replace him and the show would be much better. Heck, I think I'd even rather see Rosie O'donnel than him, and that's saying something.

Nevermind, keep Leno. That way I don't have a hard decision to make when I switch on Letterman who is vastly superior.

~Scheherazade

sinned

I couldn't figure out the joke either until I deduced that "guess" should have been "guest"