HOMER (picks up Lisa'a suitcase): "Boy someone sure is packing light."
LISA: "Maybe you've just gotten stronger."
HOMER: "Well, I have been eating more."
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HOMER (while inconspicuously shopping for illegal fireworks): "Uhhh, Hello...Yeah, let me get one of those porno magazines, and a large box of condoms, and, uhhh, bottle of Old Harper, some illegal fireworks, and gimme one of those disposable enimas...ahhh why not make it two?"
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MILPOOL_____

[Homer singing] You cant make friends with salad..[/homer singing]

Ralphie gets a new friend
 

Ralph Wiggum: Ahhhhh! She's touching my special area!

Also from Tomacco

Ralph Wiggum: Yuck! This stuff tastes like grandma! ... Can I have more?

Stop chasing Ganesh! You're just making him madder.

Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!!

Comic Store Guy (as nuclear warhead hurtles toward him during a Halloween episode): Oh, I've wasted my life.

He gets a breathing machine and I'm using my lungs like a sucker? and why does everyoen else get a bedpan and I have to walk all the way over there?

There? (pionting 2 feet away)

yeah!

Bart: I know a site that shows monkey's doing it
Lisa: the internet is more than a global pornography ring
Homer: BEEP BEEP, come on Lisa, monkey's doing it!

......and then Marge upon opening the bag:

"I don't know what you've got planned, Homer---but count me out."

eeek purple drapes! i've always wanted purple drapes eeek!

Agent: Before I give you the check, one more question. This place "Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?

Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar! *gasp* But what else is open all night?

Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Brain: Hehehe...I would've never thought of that.

The President did it is not an excuse

I will not scare the Vice President

God, smod, I want my monkey man

Homer test-driving a car to get free tickets:


Homer: "What advantages would this automobile have over....say a train which I could also afford? ...Yoink"

[off-topic, kinda]"Oh my eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!"

Is that an original Simpson's reference, or a take-off from something else? It's a funny quote, but what's the context?[/ot,k]

its when they are filming the Radioactiveman movie and they pour sulfuric acid on the actor and milhouse is no where to be found so can't save him and his safety glasses don't help against the acid.

Ralph: "When I grow up I want to be a Principal, or a catapiller."

Homer: I'm the piano genius from the movie <b>Shine</b>.

Guard: Uh huh, and your name IS?

Homer: Shiney....McShine?

and

During the spanish film "Tango de la Muerte", after the latin Milhouse is spurned by the latin Lisa:

Once again, I must sugar my own churro.

Krusty (to his daughter): "I'm not the kind of father who does things...or says stuff, but...the love is there."

Lisa (helping Homer write restaurant review): "The cuisine is transcendental."

Homer (padding): "Groin-grabbingly transcendental?"

Homer: (Singing after getting diploma) "I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T. S-M-R-T. I mean..."

Milhouse: "Okay Bart, but you should end every transmission with the word 'over'."
Shelbyville Kid: (After kicking Milhouse's radio away) "Correction. The only thing that's over, is that transmission."
Milhouse: "Is this the end of Milhouse?"
Shelbyville Kid: "But, Milhouse is my name!"
Milhouse: "I thought I was the only one! So this is what it feels like, when doves cry."

Mr. Burns on Smither's computer: "Hello Smithers, you are quite good. at. turning. me on."

Ralph: "Ahh, my face is on fire!"

Homer: "Save me Jebus"

and

Homer: "I'm not usually a praying man but...if your up there superman, please help!"

Leonard Nimoy: "The following tale of alien encounters is true and by 'true' I mean false. It's all lies but they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer, is no."

Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible."

Grandpa: "I'm cold and there are wolves after me." (howl of wolves)

Kent Brockman: "That's ridiculous Lisa, everyone knows leprechauns are extinct!"

Cousin Merle: "'Ol Geetch gone to heaven."

That quack doctor with a weird accent after flames reach a tank of anesthetic:

"Oh don't worry, it's inflammable..."

(boom!)

"Inflammable means flammable?! What a country!"

-E

Homer: "mmmmm.... Hippo. *drool*"

And of course, my sig is my favorite :D