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Old 01-19-04, 10:07 AM
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The Stuart Scott Sayings Thread!!!

Mods, forgive me if this thread is somehow against the rules.

I don't watch SportsCenter anymore. Not that I was ever a really big sports fan. I'm not. And I still can't watch SportsCenter. I don't how the die-hards do it. I have a few reason. The stupid Coors Light "Twins" songs in every show. The loss of many of ESPN's top personalities. Sean Salisbury's arrogance and how he tries to speak like Stuart Scott at times. Mainly, though, it's the fact that Stuart Scott is getting a lot of airtime. I don't like that. So I figured it would be fun to start a thread where we can post the silly things that escape this man's mouth. That way, I can make fun of him without having to watch him too often.

I'll begin:

"Satin. Silk. So smoooooooooth!"

"Is time to bust off some MAN STREMF."

"Boo-yaaa"

"Holla"



Any others?
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Old 01-19-04, 10:09 AM
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As cool as the other side of the pillow
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Old 01-19-04, 10:16 AM
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AHHHH MY EYE!!!! (after he got hit by a football at a Jets mini-camp he was at in 2002)

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Old 01-19-04, 11:09 AM
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I could understand their need for these catch phrases when they were trying to gain an audince but now that they are the biggest sports news organization id expect them to be a bit more professional and act like real anchors and not like the local sports TV guys who act all retarded just to get attention.
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Old 01-19-04, 11:13 AM
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was "he must be butter, because he's on a roll" one of his?
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Have I ever mentioned I wouldn't be opposed to seeing Stuart mauled by a few lions?
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Old 01-19-04, 11:19 AM
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Originally posted by twikoff
was "he must be butter, because he's on a roll" one of his?
I think so. Just watch him for one highlight, he tries to stuff every damn catchphrase in each one.
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Old 01-19-04, 11:32 AM
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Oh yeah....come on DP....just like that.....harder....harder.....HARDER!!!!!!!!!




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Old 01-19-04, 11:35 AM
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He must be jelly, cuz jam don't shake like that!

Break him off somethin' propa'!

This is your world, (player name), we're just livin' in it.
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M-M-M-M-oookie

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Old 01-19-04, 11:53 AM
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Gettin' his freak on!




Go to this website to read a Commencement Address that Scott delivered at UNC-Chapel Hill (his alma mater):
http://www.carolinasucks.com/stuartscottsucks.htm
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Just call him Fica because he's taxing on Philly!
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(insert player name) with the Badunka-Dunk!
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wow....that commencement speech is absolutely horrendous....I don't know how anyone can like the idiot....he's an absolute moron.

yeah, I be hatin'.....
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Old 01-19-04, 02:25 PM
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* You don't got to go home, but you gotta get the heck up outta here.

* Stop. Drop. Shut 'em Down, open up shop.

* Can I get a witness from the congregation?

* Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

* He must be the bus driver, cuz he's takin' him to school.
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Mauled by lions? I kinda like that.
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"Don't hate Stuey,Hate the Game."
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Old 01-19-04, 10:35 PM
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Lord, he done made his kinfolk so proud: Pookie, Ray-Ray, Lucretia, Moesha's baby daddy....
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Old 01-19-04, 11:09 PM
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Yeah that speech was weird.
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Old 01-19-04, 11:24 PM
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Originally posted by davidlynchfan
"Don't hate Stuey,Hate the Game."
"My Bad", Met hinks he says "Playa-Hater" when someone makes a defensive stance instead.
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"Shakin' his tail feather"
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Old 01-20-04, 10:21 AM
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Here's the running list I've got:

Cool as the other side of the pillow.
Can I get a witness from the congregation?
Representin'.
Rock me Amadeus.
Hear the drummer get wicked!
He's got his mojo workin'. (or just plain MOJO!)
Don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.
Like gravy on a biscuit, it's all good!
Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well.
Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Wow! That one's as hardcore as the Wu-Tang Clan on steroids!
Gettin' his freak on! (or ...his schwerve on!)
Break him off something proper. (or ...off a little somethin' somethin')
You better recognize.
Got more flavor than Kool-Aid and cocoa.
Boo-yah!
Ready or not, refugees, here I come.
That is soooo five minutes ago.
You see what happened...was...I don't know.
He treats him like a dog. Sit. Stay.
Just call him butter cuz he's on a roll.
I play my enemies like a game of chess.
[Gangsta/pimp] slaps...
It's my world. You're just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut.
I like the way you work it. No diggity.
Call him carwash cuz he's automatic.
That must be jam cuz jelly doesn't shake like that.
Show me the money!
M-M-M-M-M-Mookie!
I rock the party that rocks the body.
He must be the bus driver cuz he was takin' him to school.
Like a man smoking at a gas station, he was about to blow up!
Let me clear my throat.
I put the bat up on that pitch, and I hit, I hit, I hit.
Michael, Michael, Michael, can't you see. Sometimes your threes just hypnotize me.
You ain't got to go home, but you got to get the heck up outta here.
Gotta go, gotta go...
On and on, on and on...
It's all about the Benjamins.
It's your world, kid. The rest of us just payin' rent.
Straight butta!
I ain't a playa, I just crush a lot.
They call him the Windex Man cause he's always cleaning the glass.
Yup, yup!
Who 'dat? It's just my baby's daddy.
Top of the food chain!
Gettin' jiggy with it.
The Lord said 'You've got to rise UP!'
You're not my daddy!
Oh no he di'int.
Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down. Open up shop.
Check if you're bleeding...cause you just got tagged!
TWIsM! The World Is Mine.
He's 'Livin' La Vida Loca'!
Vlade Daddi, he like to party. He don't cause trouble, he don't bother nobody.
Don't playa hate, congratulate.
I'm feeling you, Tiger. I am FEELING YOU!!
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Swoosh me!
Peace!!
I ain't mad at ya. Got nothin' but love for ya.
Aye, Papi, I did not know you could do it like that.
Call me big daddy when you back that thing up.
The Sooooooool Train!
He completes the pass to the DB. One problem: he's on the other team.
I ain't sayin' nothin', but that ain't right.
Lord, he made his kinfolk proud: Pookie, Ray-Ray, Moesha....
I'm busting open some white meat! Gonna move some furniture!
Drop it like it's hot!
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Old 01-20-04, 10:57 AM
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God, I can't stand Stuart Scott. He has a face and personality for radio.
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Originally posted by Turd Ferguson
Here's the running list I've got:

Or the running list that the SportscenterAltar has.
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Lets not forget "GP are ya wit me!". I really liked him when I was 9. He was the greatest.
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