Someone once posted this and i kept it, enjoy!

To Kill Deathly
Never Say Tomorrow Again
Goldenpancreas
Handshake Buzzer Miscreant
A View to a Cinematic Demise
Dying is Really Easy
Death is Not Convenient
The Machiavellian Caper
The Man with the Gimpy Leg
Tuxedo Dandruff Begone!
Tomorrow Never Lasts Forever
Live and Let Not Live Again Anymore
The Plague of Red Herrings
The Crystal Peacock
Death Has a Great Big Gun
The Crosshairs of Tomorrow
The Itch That Cannot be Scratched
The Lone Cycloptic Private Army
Butterball
The Inconceivable Red Herring
You Only Die Once Again...Tomorrow
Don't Say the Sky is Ever the Limit
The Unpronouncable Fury
When Yesterday Exhales Again
Stinkfist

The Straw Menagerie
Pussybreaker
Race for the Crystal Widget
Death Won't Wait Forever
Sphincterfinger
Sieze the Day Tomorrow
The Glass Labia
The Curse of Blofeld's Pussy
Istanbullet
Good Morning Mr. White, Now Die
Yesterday Never Ends
License to Massacre
Moonpooper
Property of a Whore
The Outrageous Hanglider Episode
Dr. Nowhere Man
The Vagina Imperative
Baker's Dozen Minus One
Zorin's Next Blimp of Death
Blood is Thicker Than Vodka
The Faberge Turd
The International Bungee-Jump Debacle
Never Say You Love Me Anymore
For Your Taint Only
The Chartreuse Coffin
A View to a Spectacle
The Man With the Laughable Prosthetic
Never Send Condoms
Look Me In the Eyes When I Shoot My Load
Dying is Lonely

Considerably Easier
Agent Lovesheets
Nobody Does it Harder
Case of the Crimson Tampon
Fatal Euchre!
Her Shorn Butterfly
The Fancy Humidor of Death
Goldenshower
No More Secret Lairs
The Sinister Mr. Handcheck
Kill and Kill Some More Tomorrow
A View to Something Visible
The Do-Not-Enter Anus
Love is Wet and Sticky
Moneypenny Supine Akimbo
The Double-Crossing Nymphomaniac Nun
Remember Tomorrow
Ovulator
Fecalquest
Nonstop Erotic Café
The Telescoping Dildo
The Diabolical Doctor Fishythumb
Cork on Death’s Ocean
Luxury of a Kill
A Year to the Day Again
The Pewter Tortoise
Removing M’s Garter The Enchanted Zippo
Death Never Folds
The Stained Blue Dress
The Buoyant Prostitute
The Postman Texts Twice

The Impeccable Brassiere
Death Won’t Leave a Skid Mark
Return of the Third Nipple
Girls on Film
Death is a Hedon
Dinglebitten
A Shot in the Groin
The Inescapable Death Machine
Love Tusk
Dying is Optional
The Vaginator
Monkeychoker
A Diamond in Her Muff
The Pyrite Hexagon
Ardent Jailbait
Death Is Not a Cheat
Leadfoot
Captain Crusty Underpants
The Porcelain Swan
Death Be Not Loud
Tastes Like Strawberries
Scent of a Tranny
Knowing Her Sardines
Hymenpopper
2000 Royal Flushes
The Ivory Boner
Boogerfinger
The Accidental Runs
To Kill a Parakeet
Orgasm’s Twilight
Stomp-o-lympics
Anal Wind
Mirrorpowder
Dying with a Tan Line
The Briefcase Enigma
Death is a Constant Alternative
Goldkissy Galore

To Kill in Vain
Never Say Tomorrow Anymore
The Longest Time
The Gaping Vagina
The Living Nightlight
A Visit from Yesterday
Death Disengages the Safety
What’s Yours is Mines
The Man With a Peculiar Monacle
Intestinal Fortitude
MacGuffin’s Crematory Service
When M Fellates Me
That Brakeless Death
Telly Savalas Shot My Bitch, That Bald Fuck
Plume from a Quail
The Crystal Canteen
Never Say Gold Anymore
I Expect You to Die Again
Killing for Chuckles
Q Rides Again
That Lonesome Casket
The Halting of a Marriage
Die An Endless Death
The Mysterious Paperweight
On Her Majesty’s Bed
That Odious Hole
Death Packs an Automatic
Screw ‘em and They Die
The Lair Beneath the Sea
The Unspeakable Silence
The Endless Daytime

Um...thanks?

Are these supposed to be funny?

Turns out being funny isn't as easy at looks.

I stopped at this one: Moonpooper

Two wrongs do not make a right.

...that was boring.

But 3 lefts do!


...ok, I got nuttin'

I stopped at the top. Painfully unfunny.

good 4 u OP, good 4 u

I do believe he's trying to demonstrate proper slatering technique.

Sorry, that list is not funny.

Besides the requirement in all official James Bond titles is just to try to get at least some variation of these 4 words into the title: "Live", "Die", "Love", and "Gold"

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